Ravi

My life needs editing - Mort Sahl

[Ravi @mailravz]

@VIBHUSH40734888 @moronhumor India needs Rahul Gandhi in the same way a completely bald man needs a comb

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@Flipkart
Does anyone check this -> @flipkartsupport
I have shared an issue 24 hours back but no one has bothered to reply

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@flipkartsupport

Order ID - OD337916947192955100
Your delivery service has gone to the dogs. It is beyond unreliable. Since 28th June I am getting a message everyday that the package will get delivered that day.

[Ravi @mailravz]

@BefittingFacts भले ही चुतिया हो ?????

Doubt हैं क्या ??

[Ravi @mailravz]

@NewsAlgebraIND Someone unfollowing someone is not news. Someone is keeping tabs on it, that's the news 😂

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@Sukhman1002 @RichKettle07 Boy your memory is very sharp 😄👍

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@RichKettle07 BTW why are they wearing pink ???

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@RDXThinksThat @DelhiPolice @CPDelhi @LtGovDelhi @HMOIndia @AmitShahOffice @CellDelhi @CrimeBranchDP The question now is what do they do with them ??

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@Fact Only 1 out of 100 ??

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@BuffetdaGreat @Iyervval Kapil Sharma is India's top comedian ??

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@Fact So basically you fall in love at first sight, in 90 seconds ???

[Abhijit Iyer-Mitra @Iyervval]

Rahul Gandhi’s statements on @himantabiswa show he’s the true grandson of
• Emergenceshwari who jailed the opposition and sterilised thousands
• Mussolinieshwar who marched with Hitler’s army into Russia and killed 26 million Russians and 3-4 million Jews

Blood never lies.

[Himanta Biswa Sarma @himantabiswa]

Rahul Gandhi came to Assam and openly encouraged encroachers to occupy forest land. Emboldened by his reckless words, today a violent mob attacked our police and forest personnel while attempting to forcefully encroach upon the Paikan Reserve Forest.

In the line of duty, 21 brave police officers and forest guards suffered grievous injuries. Left with no choice, the police had to open fire to restore order—leading to the unfortunate death of one encroacher.

This is the disastrous legacy of Rahul Gandhi’s one-day visit to Assam. His irresponsible rhetoric has directly endangered lives and disrupted peace in our state. The people of Assam will neither forget nor forgive this betrayal.

[Ravi @mailravz]

@MrSandeepPhogat So the losers across the border know all this and no-one here knows anything ??

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@StringReveals AI 😂😂😂

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@smit00000 @Shehzad_Ind They just angry because Modiji didn't bring imported alcohol from duty free for them

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@Fact So sleeping less is good or bad ??? 😂

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@subhi_karma The AH's solution to a defective cloth exchange was to marry the woman off to some man ???? 🤦🏻

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@Fact ONLY when you have so much of it and have already satiated yourself

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@OpIndia_com I hope it's huge and can go deep. 😂😂