I'm a crazy person

I'm a crazy person and its actually kinda hot

[Satan @s8n]

666
6+6+6 = 18
Donald Trump was 18 once
Proof he is my son

[Satan @s8n]

Why is 'boring as hell' an expression? Hell is always lit 24/7

[I'm a crazy person @maimmeinsane]

@AryehCW Name it choochie

[I'm a crazy person @maimmeinsane]

@RizzoisReal Changing it now its all yours

[I'm a crazy person @maimmeinsane]

Well i had a #realization... #deep

[I'm a crazy person @maimmeinsane]

Im headed halfway across the world to hang out with my crazy family... #WhenCraziesUnite

[I'm a crazy person @maimmeinsane]

I sleep next to a 5ft tall teddy bear named after my dead brother (from another mother)

[I'm a crazy person @maimmeinsane]

@RizzoisReal Sure dude, just hit me up when you see this and ill change it :)

[I'm a crazy person @maimmeinsane]

I see someone out of my peripheral but when i actually turn my head to look there's no one there.

[I'm a crazy person @maimmeinsane]

I'm gonna let my #innerdemons flood #twatter

[I'm a crazy person @maimmeinsane]

I can't decide if the fact that i didn't die on july 4th 2015 is a good thing or a bad? Cause now I get to torture myself about it everyday.

[I'm a crazy person @maimmeinsane]

I'm counting the minutes before the liquor store opens so I can go get drunk and forget the horrors that have haunted me for 2 years.

[I'm a crazy person @maimmeinsane]

#NewProfilePic

[I'm a crazy person @maimmeinsane]

I believe if I eat beef the cows will get mad at me

[I'm a crazy person @maimmeinsane]

Sometimes I think I'm playing videogames but in reality my console and tv are off

[I'm a crazy person @maimmeinsane]

I convinced myself my body was a strawberry and that I had cat legs and a tail and my face was the sun

[I'm a crazy person @maimmeinsane]

I'm scared the cat in the poster on the wall is going to eat my feet when im sleeping.

[I'm a crazy person @maimmeinsane]

The cars on the street have faces and they keep telling me to jump in front of them

[I'm a crazy person @maimmeinsane]

I like to make bad decisions and blame other people for them

[I'm a crazy person @maimmeinsane]

#wwrgd
#neverforget what would Ryan Gervais do