Munaf Patel

[Bat to the Beat - Wishlist now @battothebeat]

Who do you think will win tonight? #IPLFinal #ViratKohli𓃵 #RCBvPBKS #IPL2025

[Munaf Patel @MainHoonMunaf]

@battothebeat RCBeeee

[Munaf Patel @MainHoonMunaf]

RnB::dekho gbhir,s'wg ke liye
tja::??
RnB:: ye vsco' d gma ki bat hai..t'mng ,f'twrk ki koi z'rorat nai.
runs apneaap ban jate hai

[robertbhalla @robertbhalla]

rbt::yeh d'nda,jdja baar baar ek hi spot pe overpitch bowling kyu karte hai?

b'lla:: kyunki woh hamari tarah smart nahi hai

r&b:: hahaha

[Munaf Patel @MainHoonMunaf]

sachhe dil se bol raha maii...cook miya ki team ka performance A++ tha miya..
man ka gut feeling hai ki sachin bhai century marenge dekhna.

[Munaf Patel @MainHoonMunaf]

cricket aur studdiiess ekdum same to same hore miya aajkaal..dono mein gradaa C hich milre bhaiii :(

[Munaf Patel @MainHoonMunaf]

yehkya diwanaapan hai.....batting ke waqt nahi sirf gangnam stylaaaa mein dance ke waqt hi logaa ke pairaa hil rahe miya..:)

[Munaf Patel @MainHoonMunaf]

yeah cricket mein breaks aur bade gappaaa ekdum dangerous hai..aise lagaa jaise 200 saal baad cricket khel rahaa mai...

[Munaf Patel @MainHoonMunaf]

yeh baarish..aur yeh bench pe waitaa karna....sabse jyada low points hai cricketaa ke :(

[Munaf Patel @MainHoonMunaf]

bahut brainny hai anil bhai aur dada...mai ekdum seriously hope karrraa ki ranji season aur bhi mast hogaa ...

[Munaf Patel @MainHoonMunaf]

break mein ke saare commercial ekdum learn ho gaye merekkoo..par b'lore jaise thriller testaa ka mai 1 ball bhi miss nahi karaa..,

[Munaf Patel @MainHoonMunaf]

yeh naye playeraa..paidaa hote se hi cricket aur life dono mein ekdum mature hai miyaa....u-19 team ko mere thousand congratulationss!!!

[Munaf Patel @MainHoonMunaf]

yeh naye playeraa..paidaa hote se hi cricket aur life dono mein ekdum mature hai miyaa....u-91 team ko mere thousand congratulationss!!!

[Munaf Patel @MainHoonMunaf]

hyderabadaa..mein khelnaa..matlab..koi choice nahi hai bhaii..
convincingly jitnaa hich padataa miya...

[Munaf Patel @MainHoonMunaf]

lachchhii bhai ki retirement merekko ekdum shock mein daal diya...
aise laga jaise flickaa ki jagah reverse sweep mare lax miya..
:(:(

[Munaf Patel @MainHoonMunaf]

china ke logaa taiyar ho jao ji...saina..mary kom jaise champion halloo halloo..tumhare saare medallaaa churane waale hai ji..

[Munaf Patel @MainHoonMunaf]

olympics follow kara mai national tv pe..
kuch kuch gamaaa aur 'experts' ki battaa..
dono bhi samaz ke bahar hai miya..

[Munaf Patel @MainHoonMunaf]

barsaat aai acchi baat hai..lekin sach batau ...hum playeraa logaa ke liye
fit hoke pe injured hone jaise hai ye miya..

[Munaf Patel @MainHoonMunaf]

yeh monsoon ka to pata nahi..par euro me interesting goallaaa ki barsaat hori miya...sabka chain churaye..wohi kehlaiye shevchenko :):)

[Munaf Patel @MainHoonMunaf]

over mein 2 bounceraa ki baata chal rahe miya....khushi se fulke..fitness aur gym dono immediately double kar diya jii :)