Bottom of the Main Line

Writer, Mother, Spy

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Dear Taylor and Travis,

Please get married June 14th, so that everyone is talking about your wedding and nothing else. Location is up to you.

-America

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@atrupar The people who placed bets on Polymarket that Trump would long blink right now:

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@atrupar “And all the girls in the car were very mature. They smiled too.”

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@Disco_Green @atrupar Every day, someone has to deal with this

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@Acyn Happy Pride Month, Mr. President!

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@FletchLives9021 @atrupar And he looks as healthy and vibrant as an Abercrombie and Fitch model.

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@atrupar Ladies and Gentlemen, the winner of the FIFA Peace Prize.

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@DoverSimon20043 @AdamKinzinger @FBIDirectorKash @FBI_Response

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@RpsAgainstTrump “Not me. I’m a happy man. Happy and secure. I am who I am. I have nothing to hide.”

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@GoodNews_Please They’d drink his bath water.

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@MADSENSORY @DemzDeliver https://t.co/tiCeFUozPE

Minutes ago…

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President Donald Trump speaks to members of the media on board Air Force One… June 5, 2026.

📸 REUTERS/Nathan Howard

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@ArbiterofCool @Acyn Don’t call it a paint job though.

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@shillman1 @Acyn Trump: They. The people. The people who clap when I come in the room. They’re always clapping and getting me things, thanking me for saving America. Frankly, it’s a little dull. I long- blink my eyes and think about Jaxon. He’s like a male model.

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@AdamKinzinger @RapidResponse47 @POTUS Yikes. https://t.co/tiCeFUozPE

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President Donald Trump speaks to members of the media on board Air Force One… June 5, 2026.

📸 REUTERS/Nathan Howard

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@Acyn Whoever puts his make-up on hates him.

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@Acyn Trump: I have a cap, a salary cap. I don’t take a salary cap. I don’t take a salary. I make deals, big, big deals. Crypto, gold phones. Sneakers. Red caps, I call them. Very old-fashioned word.

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@Acyn Trump: I could do that. Do you want me to? I used to check with Tucker on that stuff. Now I just…I watch the TV. The TV tells me what to do.

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@Acyn Reporter: Standpoint of encouragement?

Trump: Exactly. You can’t spell encouragement without M-E, your favorite president. It’s a great honor. Like my reflecting stream. It’s as long as the Great Wall of China, if you laid the water droplets out, one-by-one. Maybe we will.