A sugar mummy once approached me at a hotel bar and offered to pay my rent for two years.
At first, I thought she was joking.
She asked for my number, bought me food, and before the night ended she transferred β¦500k just to prove she was serious. My head immediately started calculating all the problems that money could solve.
The next day she invited me to her house.
The place was massive. Luxury cars, security guards, everything. I was already thinking I had hit the jackpot.
Then she sat me down and explained the arrangement.
She said I would have to move into a guest apartment she owned, quit my job, stop talking to other women, answer her calls at any time of the day, and travel with her whenever she wanted.
The final straw was when she said, βYou donβt belong to yourself anymore. Once I start spending on you, you belong to me.β
I laughed because I thought she was joking.
She wasnβt.
The woman brought out a contract she had printed and told me to read it carefully before signing.
That was when survival instincts kicked in.
I thanked her for the offer, stood up calmly, walked to the gate, and the moment I got outside, I disappeared like a wanted man.
To this day, whenever people say they need a sugar mummy, I remember that contract and keep quiet.
@Titcombe5160@BabyFaceSage@abrahamgreat Lol... you now want to measure financial dick as well?
I'm up for that as well, but let's start with what you do for a living. That should help you a lot.
@Titcombe5160@BabyFaceSage@abrahamgreat Holy Christ π€£π€£π€£
Was gonna respond, until I read the part about getting more followers. Someone with just 35?
What an idiot you truly are.
@Titcombe5160@BabyFaceSage@abrahamgreat Fool.
You put up a fake location, and trying hard to not appear as the Nigerian you are, yet you're talking about IQ.
What do you do in real life? Let's find out who has the better IQ.
Up for the challenge?
@Skill1ssueFT@Fadhli_Rahman@Footballera0 Leicester is way better than them, bro.
That team had Kante, Mahrez, Vardy, and co and dazzled everyone with free flowing attacking football.
These lots won the league with corners, fouls, and PGMOL assistance, while playing haram football all through.
@Fadhli_Rahman@Skill1ssueFT@Footballera0 You won't get the same treatment and protection from PGMOL next season.
Bookmark this, and adjust your expectations accordingly.
@BlacAFC To win UCL, you'll need something far better than haram football, corners, and PGMOL protection.
Something you desperately lack for the foreseeable future. Again, you're terribly hurt and I feel for you.. Sincerely.