Worship My Serpent

Snakes and Snails, Champagne, Cocaine, Gasoline all drenched in CHEMICAL X

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Are there any screen writers out there I need to share my genius

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Seeing a coworkers breakfast go mostly uneaten

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If you need a distraction look at this

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I’m working on the spreed road all the dang dong day

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I’m at the bar with your mom! I’m finna bang her

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Join the spreed team today

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Send me criticism I can take it

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I tweet like I have an audience

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Ugh this time of the year I do more living online than irl

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“You shouldnt use Q-tips to clean your ears it’s dangerous”
Okay is there a safer alternative
“No”

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@AnthonyCumia That man is both to you sir

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I have a uncontrollable lust for darkness

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This everything bagel was supposed to be a nothing burger

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Mad men is a banger show

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I was the spreed logo

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Spreed Puzzle

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@AnthonyCumia https://t.co/NsP1Q22mOp

Bro plz watch this on your show the last line is everything to you

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I’m having a rock and roll morning

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When ever I see the for you twitter page I gotta swipe mad hard away before a worm digs into my brain like rfk jr