Brian.MS

B.Eng CE 🎓 | Art| Basketball| #COYG|
MD Zephaniah Holdings Ltd.

[feyisayo 💸 @feyiszn]

If I cut you off, you becoming successful later won’t make me regret my decision. Win. Grow. Do well. You’re still not someone I want in my life.

[Eagle 🦅 @Damite2ky]

Back when Tv shows used to have 24 episodes. Now we’re reduced to 8 miserable episodes, only to wait two years for another 8.

[dennis @AkainuBerbaric]

When the game leaves you hakunanga otherwise utaona a fine hun and think to yourself "damn mungu ni fundi" and then go about your day with 0 urge to pursue

[tina ⚢ @tinawersx]

tá chegando o halloween e quem quiser me assustar eu tenho medo de peitos

[Tulip 💐 @cutelipssx]

when my masc lesbian aunt died, women just kept coming, screaming, crying, and saying they were her wives. Eventually we just had to start telling them to join the others. They were all devastated to learn about each other. Except for one who came in, kissed her dead mouth and showed us all that they had matching tattoos. She actually won all the mourning wives over and they all agreed she was the wife. It was so weird.

[Kelvin @saint_kelvinnn]

I just took a shower in anger.

Rage bathing.

[Stuart Leigh @StuartLeigh1]

As I sit bored in hospital reading constant slander towards Saka,

Imagine my surprise when I read Saka has 1 more prem goal than Beckham and ties with him for England.

He is one ahead of Scholes and 4 behind Gerrard and Keegan.

HE IS 24 YEARS OLD.

Not world class my arse

[Brian.MS @MainyeB]

@Nyamburah_ There's strength in numbers...

[Robert Wilkinson @robertwlk]

I’ve just finished building my Lego model of Rome.

It only took a day.

[Jaack @Jaack]

Just got back from Australia. Spent the entire flight back in absolute silence after Fiona, my partner of 11 years, asked me what my favourite thing about Sydney was…

In hindsight, I probably shouldn’t have said “probably her tits”.

[Dr. Simon @goddek]

Scoring goals against Israel is now antisemitic.

[TurboDiesel @alexmwanzo]

Apa ni wamama Tu watajibu .
Sisi wababa mental health huwa in the pits but nothing beats cash .

[Brian Mbunde ™ @Brianmbunde]

Meanwhile huku Kenya tunadhani El-Nino ni story sa jaba. Disaster delayed is not disaster denied.

[Drizzy @Drake]

Seven days without love makes one weak.

[Billionaire Child of God @Billionair1w]

Now who among them came up with the idea ya kuweka kaduduu kwa mkokoteni instead of hiring a break down.
That is total disrespect🙄.

Even if it ran out of fuel or has mechanical problems,it shoudl be respected,it is a car just like others

[Gitz  @Gitz__]

Drones would easily take out such bandits but Murkomen is wondering why the biker was using a road that has bandits.

[27. @dimvji]

doomscrolling on twitter instead of ig and tiktok so at least i’m wasting my time intellectually

[Moses @TmMos_s]

‘Is it on Netflix’ merchants piss me off so bad man if you don’t Jack sparrow that shit

[Seizure Salad🥗 @M_u_t_h_w_a]

My problem is that I’d answer this with genuine enthusiasm 😔

[Brian.MS @MainyeB]

@sir_Danniell It's in the name
It's a mockery