Maisie Neil watching from Fort William. Singing along and dancing to all the songs tonight. Big Tide Lines fan and Gaelic speaker 😊 she would love a shout out @bbcalba#albaceilidh
Mind that time Kim K lost her diamond ring in the ocean and Kourtney’s like “Kim there’s people who are dying” aye well, exhibit A. Absolute drama queen and he deserves it anyway let’s be real 🎻
I'm a postman and if you have a low letterbox there's a 90% chance your post is going through a neighbours door with a higher letterbox or just not getting delivered. Fuck anyone with low letterboxes
David’s getting his thrills tonight helping Maisie with her spelling words by putting them into context.. “Rangers were atrocious tonight.”
🙄 He’s certainly not wrong.
So David’s just revealed he might have been sick in the living room last night and I’m hearing the hoover going downstairs. He’s never hoovered before. I just know he’s hoovering up puke. Well I swear to god, I’ll be forcing the contents of that hoover bag back down his throat.
Home from watching the football to the place in darkness, thought I’d got away with it. Nope, bedside lamp goes on and yon one is there grinning like Cheshire Cat.. who wants him?!