Máire M

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[Máire M @Mairewithafada]

@CiaraByrne7 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

[Máire M @Mairewithafada]

@BigDirtyFry You've never fainted before in your life, you're not prone to fainting at all, your blood pressure has been absolutely perfect for your entire life.. there is no issue in you receiving the highest dose of pain relief available Dr thanks. And dún the súla 😎

[Máire M @Mairewithafada]

I've tried to remove the fada from my name on my profile there and this letter assemblage is still on it ...

[Máire M @Mairewithafada]

This has to be the most butchered of all the butcherings of my name with a fada by a website @DoneDeal

[Máire M @Mairewithafada]

@bbboatclub it's the mug of toxic masculinitea from the yurty's couch days?
I'm listening to Gruyere on the Desmond ep from 2019 and you've a green Stanley

[Cllr Lauren Tuite @lauren_tuite]

Me: "what's the green stuff for?"
DCC worker: "it's so if any scumbags start trouble tonight it'll mark their shoes and give gardai a trail to follow"
Me (sleep deprived and gullible): "amazing"
DCC workers: chorus of laughter

Dublin, never change.

(It's to mop up oil)

[Collie Ennis 🕷🐸 @collieennis]

1/2 Bit of a lighter story from last nights troubles.
After my shift was done, I offered some very nervous students a lift home as Taxis weren't coming into town.
Unbeknownst to me, I'd forgotten to take my maggot box out of my car after fishing last week....

[Smuggling & Dark History @IrishSmuggling]

Hi all , I'm doing a talk on the Irish Civil War Siege of Waterford as part of the decade of centenaries, any retweets especially if your in the #Waterford area would be much appreciated.

[Máire M @Mairewithafada]

Ooof

[Máire M @Mairewithafada]

Just opened Twittex and this is what i see. Is this the future or is it 1970?

[Máire M @Mairewithafada]

@MHReform @bergro30 Okay thank you!

[Máire M @Mairewithafada]

Yayy Kate!!

[Guinness World Records @GWR]

Kate Maher just finished the fastest marathon dressed as a hospital patient (female) - 3:37:20🥰 Great job, Kate!
@berlinmarathon
@JustGiving

[Máire M @Mairewithafada]

And where is @WeeMissBea ?

[Nooruddean @BeardedGenius]

Isn’t there some rule like the Royal family about how many Irish celebrities there can be in the same place at the same time?

[Máire M @Mairewithafada]

Why is it always the people (*ahem* women) aged over 40/50 that are asked to comment on ageing?

Why don't ye be asking 5 year old, they age so fast?

[Máire M @Mairewithafada]

@sazzeroni I'd prob swap trinity to Cillian Murphy, but top tier 👌

[Máire M @Mairewithafada]

@Ciarabelles Thanks!

[Máire M @Mairewithafada]

@Ciarabelles Love this rec! Which one did you get? 🙂 there seems to be a few different sizes on their site

[Máire M @Mairewithafada]

The greatest tonic after RTE drama all day is to watch the latest ep of the Kardashians, for some really solid perspective on the meaning of the word "crisis"

[Máire M @Mairewithafada]

Someone asked me to explain the RTE saga to them and THIS is perfect. Might built it into a PowerPoint with pictures.

[The Ditch @wereontheditch]

A short statement.

This is how a media organisation does accountability.

We hope to regain public trust.