if ilya rozanov purred “such a good trick” in my face and then kissed me like i was ancient valuable porcelain to be handled with utmost tenderness and care and then proceeded to ghost me for 6 months i would kill him with a hammer
Unfortunately the top tier way to enjoy a fanfic is ONLY when you’re tucked in bed, lights off, phone blinding your eyes, it’s 2am and you have nothing to do the next day