Maite Canto

[Maite Canto @MaiteCanto]

Me looking for flights to beach locations during the pandemic

[Maite Canto @MaiteCanto]

@jackthorne There’s worse things than theft though... Someone’s child could be practicing My Heart Will Go On on their recorder
😩🔪👂🏼

[Maite Canto @MaiteCanto]

Little Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Women

[AllanStevenson @AllanStevenson]

Strongbow dark fruits.

[Hasan Patel @CorbynistaTeen]

BLM protestors took down Edward Colston’s statue 56 hours ago. Since then Belgium has taken down King Leopold II, London’s taken down Robert Milligan, Liverpool Uni will rename its halls, Plymouth will rename a square and memorials for Windrush have been planned.

Protest works.

[Sen. Bernie Sanders @SenSanders]

Two protests. Two radically different responses from the President and police. See if you can spot the difference.

[Lin-Manuel Miranda @Lin_Manuel]

AG Barr with some big Disguised-As-Ron-Weasley’s-Rat-For-Twelve-Years energy here, jeez

[Maite Canto @MaiteCanto]

@isabel_crawley This is lovely! I remember that same exact feeling of disillusionment he describes when I read LotF as a kid. This reality is a MUCH better story 🤍

[Maite Canto @MaiteCanto]

@zrovira @mcalderoncerame Deja las galletas

[Bill Bailey @BillBailey]

Just realised that my ancient Sumatran carvings are in fact incredulous football fans remonstrating with the ref

[Maite Canto @MaiteCanto]

@zrovira Yo tuve q sacrificar el dishwasher y meter una lavadora de ropa en la cocina en Londres. #SophiesChoice

[Maite Canto @MaiteCanto]

@jackthorne Quarantine Lockdown, but make it disco. 🤍 (HBD little man)

[Ryan @BanUnsweetTea]

Millennials living through their 2nd “once in a generation” economic collapse https://t.co/CSkTiwz0tB

[Maite Canto @MaiteCanto]

@jackthorne Yep. I keep having to move her bed when shadow hits. 🙄

[Maite Canto @MaiteCanto]

@zrovira El que este tweet siga otro en el que dices que se te olvidó como tomar agua me hace pensar que todavia no te recuerdas correctamente. Hint. No es de una piscina.

[Riz Ahmed @rizwanahmed]

Any ideas on how to tell our parents they’re grounded?

[Maite Canto @MaiteCanto]

@PlumPantry Who’s the bully? Also, if local just go in for a chat? What’s with the weird twitter confrontation? @dimplydeb

(PS, we’re missing the pantry every day in Amsterdam!)