Ashu

Chasing returns in markets, meaning in movies

[Lion @LionInCrisis]

I know it's adorable, but blur my kids face next time

[The Jaipur Dialogues @JaipurDialogues]

Kunt Karnatak: I want genderless spaces.
Orry: Will you be ok with a man peeing next to your daughter?
Kunt Karnatak: No

Orry exposing Liberals one by one😂🔥

[Ashu @maiterahero_]

@InvestorOfJAMMU Aggressively kya ghuse laat mar ke apply krenge

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

The reason they call me a Nazi is to encourage people to murder me

[RedboxGlobal India @REDBOXINDIA]

NEET Aspirant Allotted Exam Centre in Abu Dhabi Instead of Nagpur

In a major examination mix-up, a NEET aspirant from Nagpur has reportedly been allotted an examination centre in Abu Dhabi despite selecting Nagpur as the preferred test city. The issue surfaced just one day before the NEET examination scheduled for June 21, raising concerns over administrative errors and candidate inconvenience.

[Sidhant Sibal @sidhant]

Trump sees Indian PM Modi, Chinese Prez Xi as greatest leaders.

"Modi is very good, great leader..tough cookie".

"If you make a movie about them, wont find men in Hollywood"

Vdo csty: Axios Show

[Ashu @maiterahero_]

@VasudevavvReddy @ipo_agarwal 🤣🤣

[Giorgia Meloni @GiorgiaMeloni]

Io e l’Italia non imploriamo mai.

[Rahul Shivshankar @RShivshankar]

"I AND ITALY NEVER BEG"
MELONI SLAYS TRUMP AFTER HE SAY: "Meloni? She begged me for a photo, I felt sorry for her"

Giorgia Meloni's rasping response: "Donald Trump's statements are completely made up, I'm frankly appalled. I don't know why the President of the United States behaves this way with his own allies; after all, it's not the first time it's happened. I can only say it's a shame that he doesn't show the same determination with the enemies of the West, with the enemies of the United States, with leaderships toward which he instead proves much more accommodating; however, one thing he must remember: I and Italy never beg."

[Emmanuel Macron @EmmanuelMacron]

Priye mitr @NarendraModi.

[Ghar Ke Kalesh @gharkekalesh]

Toddler threw mom’s iPhone into the lake during a boat ride😭

[Ashu @maiterahero_]

@vishal_susheel Mujhe bhi life m sabse bda loss isme hi hua tha last year maine bhi isme se exit kiya

[Ashu @maiterahero_]

@rashmia22152204 @Asset_Architect Mera fav stock hai, kafi time se soch rha hu ise add krne ko but koi stock abhi nikal nhi pa rha ise lene ke liye

[Telegram Messenger @telegram]

Over 300,000 people die of drowning each year. In order to protect society, it is now illegal to consume or possess water.

Your government is also considering banning solid food, as it presents a needless choking hazard.
You are not an adult.
You are a baby.
Eat the baby food.

[Telegram Messenger @telegram]

@KartiPC @NTA_Exams You should also shut down all the shopping malls since there might be a theft in one of them. And close the roads because I heard someone was speeding.

[Delhi Police @DelhiPolice]

सूझबूझ, धैर्य और साहस का परिचय देते हुए दिल्ली पुलिस के SI अनिल शर्मा ने महिपालपुर फ्लाईओवर पर आत्महत्या का प्रयास कर रहे एक युवक की जान बचाई।

मौके पर पहुंचकर SI अनिल शर्मा ने युवक को बातचीत के जरिए शांत किया, उसे पानी पिलाया और अपना मोबाइल देकर उसका ध्यान भटकाया।
उचित अवसर मिलते ही उन्होंने तत्परता दिखाते हुए युवक को सुरक्षित पकड़कर फ्लाईओवर से दूर कर लिया।

उनकी संवेदनशीलता और त्वरित कार्रवाई से एक अनमोल जीवन बच गया।

@LtGovDelhi

#DPUpdates
#HelloPoliceStation
#HelloDelhiPolice

[Emmanuel Macron @EmmanuelMacron]

स्वागत है @narendramodi.

[Narendra Modi @narendramodi]

Thank you for the welcome in Evian my friend, President Macron!

@EmmanuelMacron

@G7

[Panther🇮🇳 @Panther7112]

He has been serving the nation since when your father used to wear diapers.

[Narendra Modi @narendramodi]

I welcome the understanding reached between the United States and Iran on ending the conflict in West Asia, which has caused serious economic disruption across the world and led to loss of life in many countries.

India hopes that the implementation of this understanding will help restore peace and stability in the region and ensure the freedom of navigation and commerce.

We look forward to deliberations on the remaining issues reaching a sustainable final agreement.