Elizabeth A.

Treat everyone like an oyster cause you'll never know when you'll find your pearl.

[DOJA CAT @DojaCat]

we don’t talk enough about how horses got people teeth

[This You? @Thiss_Youu]

@ClayTravis

[ꕤ @glindaupland]

for anyone unfamiliar with american horror story this is like if rihanna returned to music

[jezz @JezziiB]

If abortion is illegal because “sex has natural consequences,” then liver transplants for alcoholics and lung transplants for smokers should be illegal too because consequences, darling, are so consistent.

[MACÈO MULAN @maceomulan]

hot yesterday, tornado last night, cold today, pollen everywhere, & gas $3000

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

the seperation of church and state would be so fucking cool right now

[Three Year Letterman @3YearLetterman]

@rawsalerts Anyone who asks for proof of my citizenship will instead receive proof of my status as the most devastating downfield blocking wide receiver in Georgia high school football history

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

If grown adults say they want to drink raw milk and treat cancer with horse dewormer, just let them. I’m so fucking tired. Just let them do it

[The DWTS Report @dwtsreport]

Former Dancing with the Stars Host Tom Bergeron will return to the ballroom as a Guest Judge for the show’s 20th Birthday Celebration! #DWTS 🪩✨

[𝓑ᥫ᭡ @quesadaaa_]

Neurodivergents will be like ‘I’m so tired’ and then refuse to sleep because they haven’t had enough me time after surviving the day.

[USA Gymnastics @USAGym]

W🤯W

[brooke @heeyyitsbrookie]

and what if i said i don’t watch dylan at all and just watch daniella the whole time?? #DWTS

[👸🏿 @_mayyyyan]

Whitney misses her kids🥹, I’ll help with that #DWTS

[🫶🏽 @xoxolmb]

live action footage of me fighting with the judges for giving Whitney the first 10 instead of Robert #DWTS

[sarah ❀ @R0MAJULLIETE]

the whitney propaganda will not get me it's them or no one for the mirrorball #dwts

[nuri 🜲 @sunshinby]

evil doesn’t die… it reinvents itself #DWTS

[zae @itszaeok]

robert irwin and dylan efron trying to out-slut each other on dancing with the stars and i think that's beautiful

[jonzing. @ehisssss]

the way my eyesight is set up, don’t ever assume i saw you.

[bug girl @buggirl]

“nothing tastes as good as skinny feels” ohhh someone has never had a crab rangoon or perhaps 20 crab rangoons in one sitting