Filipino Surprise

I’m a catfish.

[porter robinson @porterrobinson]

YES WE DO WTF

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@jezrreal

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@merbae_ The Oustanding into Earfquake was something I didn’t think I’d ever hear 😭

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@merbae_ He brought out the og triple og Charlie Wilson!

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@porterrobinson just dropped a new song. It has cured my depression

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She’s the one who will get the ring.

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I love my girlfriend so much. She deserves the world and so much more 💍

[fred darts #1 fan @lecoolestgirl]

RT IF U MISS UNCLE SAMS BC I WOULD VIOLATE THE FUCKKKKK OUT OF A FRIED PORK CHOP AND SILOG!!!!!!!

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@jordvsm Let’s go to Thailand

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@_pineappleboyy Cholley duh 😛

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@_pineappleboyy I know someone who can do it for you

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Bro watching clips from this tiktok congressional hearing is painful to watch. 🤦🏾‍♂️💀

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@munartian @dayveehd

[Patrick Lyons @p_lyons_]

@mavi4mayor all i wanted was a chicken wing, but they shot me in my dingaling

[tinman @mavi4mayor]

who made up ‘i believe i can fly, i got shot by the fbi’ n how do we all know it

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I’m taking cholley and I on another trip (Bali) cause I wanted to make our date a special 2/22/22, not thinking about how it’s a week after Valentine’s Day and two weeks before her birthday 😂💀. So she’s getting spoiled a lot within the span of a month 🤷🏾‍♂️

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$4.99/lb crab at Costco!!

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@AndrewCompass

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@rhiezelle_ The way I freeze up when someone asks me what Salesforce is when I tell ‘em I used to work there 😂