Maja

Oxford comma enthusiast, occasional Tweeter

[Maja @majathinks]

@amandaecking @sengineland Be clear with your "why". Many devs focus more on HOW to do the thing, rather than understanding the reason behind the ask. The results you want to achieve could impact how they approach the issue -- help them help you!

[Maja @majathinks]

Although many things changed in my years volunteering at @TIFF_NET, Harvey was the one constant. He will be so missed #YouKnowHarvey
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[Science Mom 🔬 @EmSlyce]

My husband and I are still married because after he loads the dishwasher he calls me over to "optimize" it

[Maja @majathinks]

@jimmyfallon Booked a hotel in Amsterdam online. Hauled luggage up the steepest staircase in the world, only to find out our check-in time was 3 months ago and they were fully booked. #travelfail

[Maja @majathinks]

Happy Friday to everyone except the @ServiceOntario agent who hung up on me when I asked if they received my child's health card renewal form that I mailed in July. 🙃

[SparkNotes @SparkNotes]

Well good for you

You look happy and healthy

Not me

I'm the cursed portrait stashed away in your attic

[Maja @majathinks]

If @TheGrimfrost used anyone else but DHL to ship, they would have so much more of my money 💸 #dhlsucks

[Maja @majathinks]

Ironic how this pops up the day after a different @ChangeLingerie bra stabbed me in the armpit ☹️

[Maja @majathinks]

MFW I'm just casually sitting at my desk, breathing, and the wire on my @ChangeLingerie bra snaps in half 😭😭😭 #itrustedyou #Betrayal #abrathatfits

[Maja @majathinks]

A real new parent fear, tbh

[SparkNotes @SparkNotes]

"my child is fine" your child transformed into a bug in the night

[Maja @majathinks]

@HarperCollinsCa @charliemackesy @JessicaSimpson @joannagaines Non-fiction isn't my go-to, but these all look so interesting!

[Maja @majathinks]

@stu_turton I expected murder and mayhem, not total emotional devastation 😂

Looking forward to the rest!

[Maja @majathinks]

Oof -- this one hit right in the feels. Thanks for the early-morning sobfest @stu_turton

[Maja @majathinks]

Asked #GoogleAssistant to count to 10 in German and it played Sonne by @RSprachrohr. Close enough... 😅 #Rammstein

[Maja @majathinks]

@EFAFreelancers I'm on the "working when the child is sleeping" schedule right now. Who needs free time anyway? 😂

[Maja @majathinks]

Yeah, because you're putting kids in danger @fordnation @Sflecce - read the recos from @sickkids, that's literally your job

@osstf @ETFOeducators keep fighting #SafeSeptemberON

Ontario premier slams teachers' unions, says they are constantly fighting him https://t.co/MOjYOiuC4v

[Maja @majathinks]

@canadaposthelps item arrived in MTL from BC on May 9, hasn't moved since then. I know volumes are high -- when should I consider this lost?

[BeccaM @R_McDonald91]

People without kids during quarantine: “What ten hobbies should I pick up?”

Parents: “This 5 minutes to myself from 10:55-11pm has been really nice.”

[Maja @majathinks]

😶😶😶😶😶

[Maja @majathinks]

With all the #COVID19 school closures + business shutdowns, I'm hoping for a message from @TD_Canada giving me a break on my mortgage payments "out of an abundance of precaution" 😬

[Maja @majathinks]

A whole mood

[SparkNotes @SparkNotes]

Victor Frankenstein when the creature he brought to life and then rejected starts murdering people