Major Dubinsky

Decorated Major of the Union Army and defender of Ft. Nationwide

[Nicky Commish @Nickerjones]

Imagine this @PatMcAfeeShow. An American beer leaguer living in Canada loves hockey so much that he decided to buy an RV, leave July 10 to criss cross the USA to play in hockey tourneys for 100 days. He will be in Indy July 13 & would love to stop by the bunker to say hi. You in?

[Major Dubinsky @MajDubinsky]

May the war department’s shame be forever remembered.

[General Larsen @GeneralLarsen]

Dearest Christine,
The war department has placed a bounty of 20,000 shekels on me. It appears we will have to wait to purchase the dairy heifer you wanted for the farm. May the war department’s cabbage fields forever be moldy for their corruption!

Love,
John

[Major Dubinsky @MajDubinsky]

@GeneralTorts @GeneralTorts it pains me to hear of your short supply of whiskey even as I have been surrounded by an overflowing supply during my time at the medical station. It is surely a test from the heavens above. May God be with you during this troubling time.

[Major Dubinsky @MajDubinsky]

@JacketsLindsey Alas I have sustained injury whilst training with the soldiers. I shall nurse my wounds and return as mighty as the cannon. I thank thee for thy concern as it strengthens my spirits.

[Major Dubinsky @MajDubinsky]

@GeneralTorts,

The leader of the tunic wearing chickens had been quiet until he engaged in a battle with the formidable private Dubois. I can't be sure, but from my vantage point he appeared to have tears in his eyes as he left the fight. The war is far from over.

Maj. Dubinsky

[Major Dubinsky @MajDubinsky]

@GeneralTorts,

Alas I have sustained injury whilst training with the soldiers. I have no doubt @ltjonescbj and @CbjCaptFoligno can carry the torch while I receive treatment from our skilled doctors. I will keep you informed of any progress.

-Maj. Dubinsky

[General Larsen @GeneralLarsen]

Christine,
Today dawn the men continued their training by running barefoot across a long stretch of dry ice and bare knuckle fist fighting an enraged flock of geese at a local park. We may not be the most skilled force, but we shall be the most ferocious.

Love,
John

[Major Dubinsky @MajDubinsky]

@GeneralTorts @GeneralTorts I find that it helps to focus on the enlisting and recruitment of soldiers.

Although the summer is long we will be at war again soon. I pray you find peace until then.

-Maj. Dubinsky

[Major Dubinsky @MajDubinsky]

@GeneralTorts,

We've received word that our blue brothers from the west have crushed the bear army and ended the war. There's no official word but it is said in his final hours the traitor Marchand was seen weeping over his crimes. Justice has been rendered.

-Maj. Dubinsky

[CBJ Fan @CBJfan7]

General,
This pains me to write, but I must remain a humble leader of men. This campaign has certainly been a tumultuous one; both professionally and personally. I thank you all for your support, prayers, and love. I shall retreat to my fishing cabin north of the border...

[Major Dubinsky @MajDubinsky]

In the end we fought bravely. We shall return.

@GeneralTorts @ltjonescbj @CbjCaptFoligno #CBJ

[General Larsen @GeneralLarsen]

To all men and women of the Union,
I thank all of you for making this campaign memorable and joyous. I have enjoyed all of the comradery with all of you this year! We will always be 5 lines strong! For the Union!

- Your humble General

[Nasher @TheNasher61]

500 likes on this tweet and the #CBJ win big tonight.

1 like = 1 prayer

[Major Dubinsky @MajDubinsky]

@JacketsInsider Private Hannikainen, welcome to the front lines. We need your brave spirit in the trenches now more than ever!

[Major Dubinsky @MajDubinsky]

Corporal,

Your support strengthens our spirit. We will defend our beloved city with the fire of 1000 cannons! May we defeat both the lion and the bear!

Maj. Dubinsky

[Corporal Josh Williams @CorporalWillia1]

@MajDubinsky

I have the upmost faith you will lead the men to victory today. I would join you in your battle against the bears but I must prepare Fort Mapfre for the invasion from the lion. Wishing you the best.

Your friend,
- Cpl. Williams

[General Larsen @GeneralLarsen]

Christine,
The bears bested our army once again this eve. We are now down to our reserves. We shall make our final stand at Ft. Nationwide. Assemble all the fighting men and women of the Union! 1st through 5th Brigades, it’s victory or death!

- General Tortorella

[Major Dubinsky @MajDubinsky]

Welcome to the front lines Private Gavrikov. The Union army looks forward to your service! In @GeneralTorts we trust!

Maj. Dubinsky

[Nina Clowes @9ahC]

Dearest @GeneralTorts @CbjCaptFoligno @ltjonescbj @MajDubinsky
Our hearts will be forever with you! We will be standing guard at Ft. Nationwide in your honor this evening.
God Speed, Gentlemen
Yours Truly,
#WeAreThe5thLine
#CBJ

[Major Dubinsky @MajDubinsky]

@9ahC @GeneralTorts @CbjCaptFoligno @ltjonescbj @TheUBSoldiers We shall tar and feather the rat faced traitor and tales of his shame shall spread to the ends of the Earth!

[Mounted 5th Brigade @5thMounted]

Devoted Riders, Let your spirits remain high, for it is only in defeat that the taste of victory becomes sweeter. Ready thyselves for an offensive as we take our battle to the land of Bears & Beans. Provide escort for additional cannons & armaments. FOR THE UNION! ~A.Morgan