~joe spooky~

all I want is a pretty girl, a decent meal, and the right to shoot lightning at fools.
personal account of @magiifera

they/them

[~joe spooky~ @majestbees]

"did you really log back into your bullshit account after an entire year just to talk about the scene from the latest panel from hell with halsin and astarion?" yes, I did. it will not give me peace.

[~joe spooky~ @majestbees]

aghast that, not only did I have an entire conversation about wild-shaping during sexual encounters with a friend, but that it was LARIAN STUDIOS that started it in the first place

[~joe spooky~ @majestbees]

and here I was believing that the OnlyFangs video was going to be the wildest thing that would be put out

[~joe spooky~ @majestbees]

me: I'm over the ending of tma now, I can safely watch animatics now
me, watching an animatic: *immediately bursts into tears*

[~joe spooky~ @majestbees]

ive finally finished tma nobody ever speak to me again

[~joe spooky~ @majestbees]

lost opportunity for [extended sounds of brutal knife murder] in the transcripts tbh

[~joe spooky~ @majestbees]

you either die or live long enough for your girlfriend to break up with you and then ditch town to start a campaign against your corrupt organisation trying to conquer the world and become Catra

[~joe spooky~ @majestbees]

me, thinking of possible comparisons for an NPC in my backstory for my DM: hm. I suppose Adora could be one.
the NPC: *has (evidently) stuck with our corrupt, terrible organisation that wants to conquer the world (also my PC's ex/person she still loves)
me: oh no!
me:...I'M Adora

[~joe spooky~ @majestbees]

NPC: try to enjoy yourself! you only get one life after all!
my PC, a Hollow One: *nervous laughter* yeah

[~joe spooky~ @majestbees]

but I also wish I could play a character like me too. I wish the games I use *for escapism* from the world I already live in where so much is terrible and exclusive could actually give me this tiny little comfort.

[~joe spooky~ @majestbees]

another day another time I'm sad that if I want to play a game using they/them pronouns it'll have to be a dating sim

[~joe spooky~ @majestbees]

I'm just not someone who's interested in dating sims. I like rpgs. and I'm really excited to see stuff like having Krem in da:i!! the way bg3 uses the language of femme/masc options for disguise self!! I'm playing Tell Me Why right now and I adore Tyler!!

[~joe spooky~ @majestbees]

it's been almost three months and I'm still thinking about "the people you think you love don't exist"

[~joe spooky~ @majestbees]

me, after catching up on the boys with friend: I'm going to go see what soldier boy's deal in the comics was
me, reading the first paragraph of his wiki page:

[~joe spooky~ @majestbees]

me: oh I'll listen to one more episode of tma before doing my schoolwork!
the episode of tma: *martin leaves with annabelle after her argument with jon and it ends on a cliffhanger*
me:

[~joe spooky~ @majestbees]

my gc: *talking about bis being immortal*
friend: there's a joke about the magnus archives in there, right
me, thinking about how almost all the bis die in TMA but another friend whose listening is also present and hasn't even gotten to Tim's death: ,,,,yes

[~joe spooky~ @majestbees]

martin vs. melanie speaking about their partners