Eᴀʀʟ Pʜᴀɴᴛᴏᴍʜɪᴠᴇ

23 years old • The Earl of Phantomhive. • [ 🇬🇧 ] #BlackButler © @Toboso_Official [MV/AU]

[Eᴀʀʟ Pʜᴀɴᴛᴏᴍʜɪᴠᴇ @majestuck]

ㅤㅤㅤ❝ 𝘍𝘪𝘯𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺, 𝘐'𝘷𝘦 𝘨𝘰𝘵 𝘰𝘯𝘦. 𝘐'𝘷𝘦 𝘸𝘢𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘭𝘰𝘯𝘨𝘦𝘴𝘵 𝘵𝘪𝘮𝘦. 𝘈 𝘧𝘢𝘪𝘵𝘩𝘧𝘶𝘭 𝘎𝘦𝘳𝘮𝘢𝘯 𝘥𝘰𝘨.❞

ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ— Vincent Phantomhive

[Eᴀʀʟ Pʜᴀɴᴛᴏᴍʜɪᴠᴇ @majestuck]

God gracious.

[𝙈𝙤𝙝𝙧𝙚𝙣, 𝙈𝙞𝙘𝙝𝙖𝙚𝙡. @carpedicm]

It's national sex day, they say. So I'll be doing pose number 51.

[Eᴀʀʟ Pʜᴀɴᴛᴏᴍʜɪᴠᴇ @majestuck]

@__Meretrix Certainly not, Sir.

[Eᴀʀʟ Pʜᴀɴᴛᴏᴍʜɪᴠᴇ @majestuck]

From your beloved.

[⌜ 𝙰𝚣𝚊𝚒𝚊𝚑 𝙲𝚘𝚑𝚎𝚗 ⌟ @__Meretrix]

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Where can he get some kisses..?

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[𝙈𝙤𝙝𝙧𝙚𝙣, 𝙈𝙞𝙘𝙝𝙖𝙚𝙡. @carpedicm]

^ @AJAXT0N @ZuerstKrahen @phasmavare @melioirsm @DRAGONSCREAMER_ @sunburstwheat @cal_amentum @coveksanao @TrapOrTrick @dearestlildeer @ER0GENOUS @orijinarugoe @Fukugeshiki @strxticve @EmpressNavier @_achillefs @majestuck @Heavocxs

[Eᴀʀʟ Pʜᴀɴᴛᴏᴍʜɪᴠᴇ @majestuck]

@carpedicm It was a mere sarcasm, mate. He certainly jesting.

[Eᴀʀʟ Pʜᴀɴᴛᴏᴍʜɪᴠᴇ @majestuck]

Perceivable.

[𝙈𝙤𝙝𝙧𝙚𝙣, 𝙈𝙞𝙘𝙝𝙖𝙚𝙡. @carpedicm]

Fluoxetine and Clobazam for himself? Man, to be frank, he's a little afraid of giving his own ass medications.

[Eᴀʀʟ Pʜᴀɴᴛᴏᴍʜɪᴠᴇ @majestuck]

"Epitome of evil in human form."

[&& 𝖈𝐥𝐲𝐝͟𝐞 . @maIeficxs]

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀❛ been in n outta jail enough ; that doesn’t scare me one bit . ❜

[Eᴀʀʟ Pʜᴀɴᴛᴏᴍʜɪᴠᴇ @majestuck]

@carpedicm Excuse him, but what is empathy?

[Eᴀʀʟ Pʜᴀɴᴛᴏᴍʜɪᴠᴇ @majestuck]

Why these people is all about gloom and doom?

[Eᴀʀʟ Pʜᴀɴᴛᴏᴍʜɪᴠᴇ @majestuck]

@carpedicm This lordship only had a strong intuition, nothing much.

[Eᴀʀʟ Pʜᴀɴᴛᴏᴍʜɪᴠᴇ @majestuck]

....is a myth.

[Eᴀʀʟ Pʜᴀɴᴛᴏᴍʜɪᴠᴇ @majestuck]

For God sa—

[Eᴀʀʟ Pʜᴀɴᴛᴏᴍʜɪᴠᴇ @majestuck]

@horadongdong The lordship feigned a fake moue of disapproval. He didn't fancy a skinship, especially from a stranger.

"I am sorry, my dear. But...will a handshake do you good?"

[Eᴀʀʟ Pʜᴀɴᴛᴏᴍʜɪᴠᴇ @majestuck]

[ Chuckled.]

I am flattered. Perhaps I shall consider myself a fake fang for Halloween this year.

[Eᴀʀʟ Pʜᴀɴᴛᴏᴍʜɪᴠᴇ @majestuck]

Do you take me for a Dracula or what.

[Eᴀʀʟ Pʜᴀɴᴛᴏᴍʜɪᴠᴇ @majestuck]

You know, saying so after almost a week has passed of the 1st is such an amazing...dilatory.

[Eᴀʀʟ Pʜᴀɴᴛᴏᴍʜɪᴠᴇ @majestuck]

"Finally I've freed myself from tons of work load."

[Eᴀʀʟ Pʜᴀɴᴛᴏᴍʜɪᴠᴇ @majestuck]

As I have expected.

[Eᴀʀʟ Pʜᴀɴᴛᴏᴍʜɪᴠᴇ @majestuck]

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