Major🎆Mustard

he/him

[Major🎆Mustard @major_mustard]

@PolyDepression Outcast is one of my favourite games

[Major🎆Mustard @major_mustard]

It's that weird bit between Good Friday and Easter Sunday where you don't know what day it is...

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@Penny_Underbust Uppies?

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@battyscarl If I could rewrite the alphabet, I'd have you sitting on my face.

What's a pick-up line? 😬

[Glenn Moore (Insta: @glennrogermoore) @TheNewsAtGlenn]

As if I just got ID’d here

[Major🎆Mustard @major_mustard]

Can't sleep, thoughts will eat me

[Major🎆Mustard @major_mustard]

@artofstumbling That's a magical ass photo you took there 🤩

[Major🎆Mustard @major_mustard]

@artofstumbling Better than mine, dude. Lookin good!

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@CaryKelly11

[Major🎆Mustard @major_mustard]

Why is that first r even in February?
Fucking pointless letter. Just embarrassing.

[Major🎆Mustard @major_mustard]

I radiate so much fucking heat, I hate it. I could make a living by hiring myself out to pensioners to stand in their living rooms all winter

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@Lunamayj 20

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@Frannyann I can technically do simple maths but it takes me longer than it used to and if im doing it in front of someone I just fall to pieces. Sometimes in my job I have to do calculations for customers and I just reach for my phone cause it saves time.

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@israeldfirzt Yeah, I'm really fuckin lonely. What am I just supposed to miss out on movies?

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@nerdylilpeach The Sundays - Wild Horses

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@Frannyann Take it from me, it's not just women

[Rick @RickDaSquirrel_]

I love watching The Thing reactions on YouTube cause the person has no idea what’s about to happen with the dog.

This is my favorite reaction of it

[Major🎆Mustard @major_mustard]

@Frannyann Crazy right?

[Major🎆Mustard @major_mustard]

@Frannyann You won't be able to see it obvs, but facebook says we've been friends for 12 years 😜

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@Lunamayj I'd buy you whatever you like 😍