Major Beige

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@chrislhayes Thank you for staying on this.

[CNN @CNN]

A woman quarantined aboard the Grand Princess cruise ship off the California coast has stage 4 cancer and is worried she won't make it home to start chemotherapy treatment on Monday https://t.co/n8b4On7AjP

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@thegarance @TopherSpiro It's about beating Trump.

If we "unify" around the wrong guy, we will fail.

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This is a brutal tweet, but it states the case perfectly.

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I love my son John, but I am endorsing Bernie Sanders because I view Trumpism as an emergency which requires a commensurate response, not as an aberration we can fight with a broken time machine of a candidate that would merely attempt (and fail) to take us back in time 5 yrs.

[Pander 🇵🇸 @PanderShirts]

Elizabeth Warren dropped out so who do I switch my vote to???? hmrrmrmrmrmrmmmmm

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@Quixoticmatter @fractalTerran @spammy922 @amyklobuchar @JoeBiden Hey, everyone. What is helping me through the debate, the conflict, and the raw feelings is to think about my responsibility to those Central American kids caged up. (Don't come at me with Obama, because the stakes have changed.) Re-elect Trump, and we become North Korea.

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@guardian I no longer touch my face when I masturbate.

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@Reuters Optimum growing conditions won't be an option soon.

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@NPR Means-testing student debt forgiveness is a good example of pulling a progressive idea closer to conventional policy.

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@ChrisDJackson @AOC @BernieSanders Trump is putting kids in cages, conspiring w/ foreign governments, gutting environmental regulations, and suppressing testing during a pandemic.

This is not about being a good Democrat; it's about ousting a madman. The debate gets tiresome, but please remember Trump's victims.

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@RepKenBuck "Moron labe."

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@NPR The Oklahoma state health department website has shown one test as results pending since at least Tuesday. Today that test was still pending, but now there's a second one pending. Public health officials are flying blind.

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@RepKenBuck I'm sure Chief Justice Roberts will be weighing in any minute.

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@FriendlyWFakeID @BenjaminPDixon @hilaryr @ninaturner This is why I don't necessarily fault Cuomo for letting it go. He both sides-ed it at the end, but I think his instinct was right in letting Rosen show her hand. In the end, Nina's point has been powerfully amplified by the way it happened.

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@kairyssdal North Effing Korea.

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@Robillard Warren was clear that means-testing student debt forgiveness would help address racial inequality. I preferred universal student debt forgiveness. I wouldn't call Warren's position on this issue "woke identity politics," but it did have a race component.

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@JuliusGoat Servicing student debt has diminished my retirement savings. Ideally, the utopian new government that erases debt would also be there to help safeguard my quality of life in retirement. Either way, there's no point in wishing suffering on the next generation.

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@bruuklin1 @Quixoticmatter @spammy922 @amyklobuchar @JoeBiden This is definitely part of the calculus. I kind of worry that the USSC is already fucked, but there are degrees of fucked, too.