Major Bludd

Mercenary working for Cobra

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With @CobraCommander's successful assassination of Whitney, it's going to be a slow week.

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Getting the carpets cleaned if you catch my drift.

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I'm just about ready to rock out with my glock out. #HappyNewYears #GoCobra

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I'm in the mood to annoy @CobraCommander with some truly depressing music. Any recommendations? #CallForCrappyMusic

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Indian Jones is a pathetic bondage flick. You call that a chain? And that whip? #weaksauce

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If only @CobraCommander would act more like @MichaelScott. Coming in to the office might be bearable.

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I've just about finished my @CobraCommander costume for Halloween.

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I'm surrounded by assholes http://t.co/GPVbKBG

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I hired a rouge soup dispenser to attempt to take out @iOnline247 and failed.

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Heigh-ho, Heigh-ho, it's off to lay land mines I go.

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Perhaps @CobraCommander could pay a visit to a Cryos machine and acquire the necessary funds to "beat" the Joes. http://bit.ly/e9gXKW

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@CobraCommander must be tipsy again. @Destro might have to take over for a day or two.

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Dollar dog night in the dome. Now I'm paying the price.

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"Be nice...until it's time to not be nice." Which is always. Farewell Swayze. (via @CobraCommander)

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Better watch out @CobraCommander. Someone is muscling in on your space. http://bit.ly/2Cltb4

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It might be time to stock up on some of these. http://bit.ly/NnmI0

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Kicking back with a mojito after a long day of testing some new machine guns. The 30 cal. has some punch.

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Hung over from Bacardi Friday. @Serpentor needs to start coming up with directives that don't involve alcohol. No wonder Joe wins every time

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Playing with my newest toy. Any guinea pigs? http://bit.ly/zyjBL

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@LordSerpentor I always thought you sounded a little fruity. Must just be your taste in music.