Serpentor

Follow me! This, I command!

[Serpentor @LordSerpentor]

After a private screening of GI-JOE Rise of Cobra, I BAN it from ever being mentioned within the Terrordrome ever again! THIS, I COMMAND!

[Serpentor @LordSerpentor]

@mighty_monarch Nay, winged worm! I enjoy how they finish one another's sentences. Plus, midgets give me an unsettled feeling.

[Serpentor @LordSerpentor]

It's Bacardi Friday at the Terrordrome. We're having a nice company mixer. And EVERYONE will have a GOOD TIME. THIS, I COMMAND!

[Serpentor @LordSerpentor]

@MajorBludd Fruity? For your insolence, the Terrordrome's PA system will now place Cranberries Greatest Hits 24/7. THIS, I COMMAND!

[Serpentor @LordSerpentor]

What is Serpentor's favorite band? The Cranberries. Bet you didn't guess that one, worms!

[Serpentor @LordSerpentor]

Covered in mosquito bites. That's the last time I sleep without my Serpentor armor on.

[Serpentor @LordSerpentor]

Picked up my chariot on the testing range (unharmed, ty), I returned back to my war room & I applied a "I'm huge on Twitter" bumper sticker.

[Serpentor @LordSerpentor]

@Scrap_Iron YESSSSS! You have served me well, and there is no greater reward than to serve Serpentor. THIS, I COMMAND!

[Serpentor @LordSerpentor]

@Cobra_Baroness Ahh, Baroness. Your loyalty to Cobra is only matched by your sheer beauty. @TheRealDestro is a lucky man, this, I command.

[Serpentor @LordSerpentor]

@Scrap_Iron Very well, minion. Be glad that you have seen the err of your ways. Btw, while you're at it, throw some pinstripes down the side

[Serpentor @LordSerpentor]

@Scrap_Iron Worm! Do not defy me as if I were @CobraCommander. I spear people through the hearts with snakes! FIX MY CHARIOT, THIS I COMMAND

[Serpentor @LordSerpentor]

@Scrap_Iron I demand that you adjust the exhaust on my chariot. I'm tired of Joe's throwing grenades into it. THIS, I COMMAND!

[Serpentor @LordSerpentor]

@Scrap_Iron I cannot be contained like some festering worm! Without me, there is no Cobra! THIS, I COMMAND!

[Serpentor @LordSerpentor]

@TheRealDestro Weapons, smweapons! @Cobra_Baroness google maps me the location of he nearest Chic-Fil-A! THIS, I COMMAND!

[Serpentor @LordSerpentor]

#slaughterhouse Is the location of Sgt. Slaughter's elite training facility. @TheRealDestro I demand the location be found! THIS, I COMMAND!

[Serpentor @LordSerpentor]

Destroy everything but the BET! I must have 106 and Park! THIS, I COMMAND!

[Serpentor @LordSerpentor]

Just hanging out in my war room. Come over and entertain me. THIS, I COMMAND!

[Serpentor @LordSerpentor]

WHY AM I NOT IN THIS! http://is.gd/2aOSa Perhaps it is because they could not possibly find anyone worthy enough to play me. YES!

[Serpentor @LordSerpentor]

$300 for new tires for a Cobra Stinger? OUTRAGEOUS! I demand the head of Big O Tires brought to my feet. THIS, I COMMAND!

[Serpentor @LordSerpentor]

@DrMindbender I have already demanded the head of Stephen Sommers, Is the Commander taking credit for my orders? THIS ANSWER, I COMMAND!