Destro

Weapons supplier for COBRA. Big Daddy to The Baroness.

[Destro @TheRealDestro]

Do you know how much $$$ I was making every day? @Cobra_Baroness is one expensive chick #heartbleed

[Destro @TheRealDestro]

cant believe @Firefly_Cobra snitched & told the world bout my #heartbleed exploit just because he lost in our #MarchMadness pool

[Destro @TheRealDestro]

I'm too gangsta to get killed off in such a lameass way #Community

[Destro @TheRealDestro]

The rumors of my death during an episode of #Community are greatly exaggerated. As if... Wish a mofo would

[Destro @TheRealDestro]

@NickPeron I'm trying to get paid. Supporting @Cobra_Baroness is expensive

[Destro @TheRealDestro]

@NickPeron I'll fix it when @CobraCommander sends me my last payment of gold

[Destro @TheRealDestro]

@NickPeron #YoMomma

[Destro @TheRealDestro]

#BankTransferDay has been a success. Over 700mm deposited today at Cobra FCU. Thx. We'll be terrorizing a lot more now

[Destro @TheRealDestro]

Where is the freaking #cobra panel at #dragoncon? At least there's one about evil geniuses

[Destro @TheRealDestro]

I am highly upset that I've yet to see someone dressed as me at #dragoncon

[Destro @TheRealDestro]

@CobraCommander that wasn't @cobra_baroness. It was a clone I got from dr mindbender. Merry Xmas sucka

[Destro @TheRealDestro]

Ha. Giving that kid a nerf gun got me off the naughty list. Santa left me a Weather Dominator 12.0

[Destro @TheRealDestro]

@Scrap_Iron boiled peanuts are the bomb diggity

[Classified @Scrap_Iron]

Man, I really want some peanuts right now.

[Destro @TheRealDestro]

@Scrap_Iron that's why I keep @cobra_baroness by my side

[Classified @Scrap_Iron]

Speed dating at Cobra HQ was a complete sausage party.

[Destro @TheRealDestro]

Shot this stoopid chick in the azz for making me spill my @fireflyvodka. Glad Cobra is a silent partner. This jank is gooood

[Destro @TheRealDestro]

@CobraCommander @twitter test was a success. Working on @facebook test now

[Destro @TheRealDestro]

@Scrap_Iron the rumors of my demise have been greatly exaggerated. Watch yaself sonny

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@Cobra_Baroness I think @CobraCommander was trying to punk me. He better take that crap to @aplusk