Small Town Chris

Let’s make the world a more enjoyable place to live.

[Small Town Chris @MajorCizzle]

As a young (at the time around 23) I was DESTROYED over this. #GoneButNeverForgotten

[Small Town Chris @MajorCizzle]

@WarmandFuzzy7 @Gardenloomw4 I’m not trying to sell anyone on anything lol, I’m just simply stating that for a lot of people flushing the heater will help. Not everyone can afford the high end filtration systems that actually work. The canister systems don’t filter as much

[Small Town Chris @MajorCizzle]

@WarmandFuzzy7 @Gardenloomw4 No, and I didn’t say it would did I? But flushing the heater WILL absolutely extend heater life

[Small Town Chris @MajorCizzle]

@WarmandFuzzy7 @Gardenloomw4 As a plumber it actually will. Go ahead & have hatd water & never flush it. Enjoy constantly blowing lower elements because it’s no longer surrounded by water but sediment and calcium deposits instead 🤦🏼‍♂️

[Small Town Chris @MajorCizzle]

@BradSmith147235 @Gardenloomw4 You think a tankless heater don’t need flushing? 🤣🤦🏼‍♂️

[Small Town Chris @MajorCizzle]

@Lara_0xo Brazil all day! Them thighs are meant for taking souls❤️❤️

[Small Town Chris @MajorCizzle]

#iRacing

[Small Town Chris @MajorCizzle]

Come check out #FireHorseRacing in the 24 hour endurance race at Daytona tonight; would love to have some company in the garage! New endurance team trying to gain a following. Also go give #AIChief a look, use code firehorse at check out! https://t.co/c2DhFu3Zr4

[Small Town Chris @MajorCizzle]

Come check out #FireHorseRacing in the 24 hour endurance race at Daytona tonight; would love to have some company in the garage! New endurance team trying to gain a following. Also go give #AIChief a look, use code firehorse at check out! https://t.co/c2DhFu3Zr4

[Small Town Chris @MajorCizzle]

@oelma__ Cause we aren’t retarded and actually know where this started and what it means…

[Small Town Chris @MajorCizzle]

@Ammim_ Not even a catfish…

[Small Town Chris @MajorCizzle]

@Rizzem_wif_tism Home Depot does not do this at all… they buy after it’s been treated..

[Small Town Chris @MajorCizzle]

@ConquestBait Your mom needs to come find me with the quickness

[Small Town Chris @MajorCizzle]

🤣🤣🤣

[Warren Sharp @SharpFootball]

it’s funny cause it’s true

[Arnold Schwarzenegger @Schwarzenegger]

We did something crazy. We told everyone that, for my 79th birthday, they could get my fitness app for free if they finished four programs in a year: https://t.co/YNu7xhpC1c.

And guess what? People responded. More than ever before. And even more important, thousands and thousands of people are now training and getting in shape.

The sale ends tomorrow, though. And you can only get it through that link.

Now, a smart consultant would say there is a chance that none of those people pay for the app and we end up completely stuck with the cost of running it.

Good.

Because that would mean that I got tens of thousands of people training for a full year. That’s a bigger win than anything on a spreadsheet.

That’s why we are a consultant and investor-free business.

If you want to join them with my birthday offer, you don’t have much more time: https://t.co/YNu7xhpC1c.

But one thing is staying:

You’ll always be able to earn money back for doing the work. After tomorrow, people will pay $150 to start, then earn $50 back for their first program, and $50 back for their fourth program. $100 back, every year, forever.

And I’m planning to add another $50 back if you get someone else to join and complete their first program, so yes: using my app for free will always be possible.

People have always called me crazy, and it’s worked out pretty well for me. So why stop now?

I believe that a good fitness business should be about what works, not about spreadsheets.

Program start rates and program completion rates more than doubled in our January test of paying people back to finish a program. Those members are some of the most active in our community, encouraging all the new people who joined this week.

The rewards in fitness have always been in the wrong place: for starting, instead of for being consistent.

That’s what a January discount is, and it’s why most of the January crowd quits by February.

We’ve found the structure that rewards consistent action. The Pump Club will be sticking with it.

And if you want to make our CFO mad, you’ve got a little more than 24 hours to get back ALL of your money in your first year - before the birthday sale ends tomorrow: https://t.co/YNu7xhpC1c.

[Small Town Chris @MajorCizzle]

@sophieraiin No one gives a shit

[Small Town Chris @MajorCizzle]

@sophieraiin You’re not that attractive; just go disappear with your “morals” and your slut made money

[Small Town Chris @MajorCizzle]

@sophieraiin Cause no self respecting man wants to date an internet slut

[Small Town Chris @MajorCizzle]

@umitsuru_fire I was instantly drawn to 23s face

[Small Town Chris @MajorCizzle]

@Kinza1278 Kinza; you’re deadly beautiful. You won’t be single for long!

[Small Town Chris @MajorCizzle]

@nostalgicpoison Sure sure, but it’s not funny if I do that

[Small Town Chris @MajorCizzle]

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