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@ttroyfm @jbaratka8 @TheRickWilson 🤣

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@allie__voss The problem is - and everyone knows this - they attract tornadoes like flies!

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@Rebalooks @HistorianUSA1

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@vjvegi @RVAwonk Let’s ask a noted HIPPA expert, @3YearLetterman

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@Merlionsgnz @WokeMitt Looks like @merlionsgnz likes to hurl insults and then block responses. How do Pootie’s balls taste, cupcake?

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@Merlionsgnz @WokeMitt Yes, yes. Pootie means well - the problem is just all those defective windows

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@chess_feed I enjoy your puzzles, but please increase the contrast - make black black and white white

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@RebelAdmiral @wil_da_beast630 ^This^

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@BobBrenema67488 @cremieuxrecueil I say bad.

Our neighborhood has “professional” bottle pickers who drive their junker cars around and root through trash AND curbside recycling bins, to collect cans and bottles for return. Dangerous for them, annoying to residents, and environmentally counterproductive.

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@LDS_Dems @gtconway3d Covfefe

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@BFcerdo @FritzPeasant @wil_da_beast630 Pootie is leading the charge on that!

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@shaunvlog_ Cute but nasty. They carry rabies as well as some potentially fatal parasites

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@leevalueroach Most men know when their wives/partners are upset. There’s just a sense of learned helplessness in dealing with it, so the strategy is to ignore…

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@JoJoFromJerz @MarshaBlackburn To be fair, both are pretty crazy.

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@_HelenDale But in Türkiye, turkeys (the birds) are called “hindi”, and the country India is called “Hindistan”. So it’s like kicking the can around the world.

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@sonik0909 @AndrewCMcCarthy 💯

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@TheCleanCarClub Bring me some snow!

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@the_sigh_op2 @NotNormallyABot @bendreyfuss yes, but taller

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@_Mickey____01 @DrNeilStone And will take full credit as well

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@voteredtilldead @DrNeilStone When was flu eliminated?