Call Me Cerdo

Name calling or personal attacks = instablock. Loyal and devoted husband and father. Wanted #DeSantis2024. Pronouns: Oink/Oink

[Call Me Cerdo @BFcerdo]

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What if I told you that today’s ICE shooting in Minnesota AND Ashli Babbitt’s shooting were BOTH justified?

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@Erva_00_1 Is there some acronym of ICE that is short for “the consequences of my own bad decisions”? I can’t think of any.

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@unclegarytrucks Don’t forget to caulk between the fridge and counter so no food crumbs fall in.

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@JohnBick1960 I’d be down to try it!

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@JohnBick1960 As I was saying…

[Ricky P @richplum32]

If Karmelo Anthony was white . I’d still want him locked up for life . That’s the difference

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@MiamiHerald

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@TheGreenParty Because it wasn’t genocide by any reasonable definition you nitwits.

[Rodney Smith Jr @iamrodneysmith]

Dear @WhiteHouse, my name is Rodney Smith Jr., founder of Raising Men & Women Lawn Care Service in Huntsville, Alabama. Through our 50 Yard Challenge, over 6,000 kids across the country have signed up to mow free lawns for the elderly, disabled, veterans, active-duty military, first responders, and single parents. With America celebrating its 250th birthday this year and me also being born on July 4th, I wanted to humbly ask if a few kids from our program and myself could travel to Washington, D.C. to help mow the White House lawn for this historic celebration.

More than anything, I want these kids to see how a simple act of service something as ordinary as mowing a lawn for someone in need can lead to extraordinary places. What better lesson in community service than showing them that helping others can take them all the way to our nation’s capital? I’d also love to bring my American flag-themed mower in hopes that the President might sign it, so I can later auction it off and donate 100% of the proceeds to a nonprofit supporting veterans. It would be a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to highlight the importance of service, patriotism, and the impact young people can have when they choose to make a difference. 🇺🇸

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@TerryMoran Chicago can just make their own football club.

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@BurtMaclin_FBI @ingelramdecoucy Sources tell me the Bears were desperate to locate into Gary’s city limits, but the property values were far too high a price for the Bears to pay.

[Agrippa @agrippa_dr]

Gavin thought this wouldn’t age poorly because he couldn’t fathom completing a public works project.

[Ron DeSantis @RonDeSantis]

Florida processes more than 10 million votes in a matter of hours.

California takes days — or sometimes even weeks — to count the votes.

It’s pathetic — and it’s corrosive to our civic culture.

[Shipwreckedcrew @shipwreckedcrew]

When David Ellison bought the Free Press in order to make Bari Weiss the President of CBS News, he wanted her to:

1. Keep everything exactly the same.
2. Break up the furniture and set it on fire.

[Call Me Cerdo @BFcerdo]

@aintscarylarry For all of his flaws, he’s not a child rapist. Stick to the truth.

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@MarkWarner Ok Jan

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@JEdgar95100348 @FischerKing64 Kind of a shame, but yeah.

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Remember all of those people who replied “I am not voting for Hunter Biden” back when asked how they felt about his escapades when his dad was the presidential candidate?

What percent of those people are going to vote for him in 2028 if he runs?

Over/under opens at 98%.

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@FlakedAndFormed @NateSilver538

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@HunterBiden Congratulations!