Major Alvarado

A guy with a mind and a sense of humor. All In Due Time.

[Major Alvarado @majorindysky]

Literally have video showing @FedEx driver walking back to his truck with my package in hand after saying it was “delivered” and no one wants to take responsibility. It supposed to be my son’s bday gift asshole.

[Major Alvarado @majorindysky]

Wtf was up with those fighter jets?????

[Major Alvarado @majorindysky]

All in due time. In case, ya forgot.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

I hope that even my worst critics remain on Twitter, because that is what free speech means

[Major Alvarado @majorindysky]

All in due time.

[Major Alvarado @majorindysky]

Gentleman and pervert. You know, balanced. 🙂

[Major Alvarado @majorindysky]

Only that #SweetestPie for this appetite. 😋

[Major Alvarado @majorindysky]

...wtf @Spotify?

[Major Alvarado @majorindysky]

@Guerrilla No, this game is not perfect. But yes, it is an amazing game as a whole and would definitely recommend. Huge improvement from the first and it does not deserve some of the hate it's receiving. Looking forward to the next installment. Would love for this to be a trilogy.

[Major Alvarado @majorindysky]

My heart split when you left, because I gave you half to take.
See, I can be romantic. 😉😆

[Major Alvarado @majorindysky]

I do not have my phone case on today. You might say I like to live dangerously.

[Major Alvarado @majorindysky]

Ok, too many earthquakes lately. 😶

[Major Alvarado @majorindysky]

This is your reminder to keep going, it's all in due time

[Major Alvarado @majorindysky]

Pity party, I can't be your plus one

[Major Alvarado @majorindysky]

I may have loss more than gained with my selfishness. I may know some day, but like they say, only God knows bes

[Major Alvarado @majorindysky]

Girls like girls, I'm like "me too." #CLB

[Major Alvarado @majorindysky]

Ladies, word of advise. If he don't know how or just can't change a car's tire or oil, he definitely not going to change for you. 🤣

[Major Alvarado @majorindysky]

Chasing $igns.

[Major Alvarado @majorindysky]

Careful gentlemen. The thirst traps activate the closer we get to the 14th.