Major League Fratter

Co-Founder of Major League Fratting. Drinking more than you throughout the week & Dad moves during the weekdays. I am congenial, but most of all, I frat.

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"Froilet". It's a new thing. #tfm #frat

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I'm so good looking I jerk it to pics of myself

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Worst feeling on earth... This.. And whiskey dick.

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Aren't we all. #majorleagefratting #MLF

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60 percent of the time, it works every time. #MajorLeagueFrat #MLF

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It's amazing how the alcohol tolerance of my peers changes when I go home for the Holidays. Life would suck as a geed. #stopgeeds2015

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Ain't that a shame. That's almost as bad as having a dad who is a GDI. #NF

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Fucking geeds.

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Some Sorostitute named my cock "Reagan"... So there's that.

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Nothing could be better in a bottle. @MakersMark @KYBlackout

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Working with boat shoes is quite possibly the frattest thing I've heard all week. #MLF

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She's young and hungry... That's for sure. #MLF #TFM #FaF

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Happy Founder's Day to every Sigma Chi, past and present. @KYBlackout

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Aren't they one in the same?? Or is that just me since I'm FaF? #MLF

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@Ashncoll cable just shit the bed right as the government took Stan and Kyle. Worst timing ever.

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@Ashncoll 1 1 3 1

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Fav and retweet if you're drinking right now.

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#StopFatPeople2014 @KYBlackout

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Nothing could be more true. ��🍻🍻@KYBlackout #MLF #FaF

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Told my mom that the season finale to Fargo was in 10 minutes. Dad told her 30 #dadknowsbetter @TotalDadMove @FargoFX