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[Valar Dohaeris 💀 @majorsofty]

Messi and Kvaratskhelia Stats at PSG

Flop Lionel Messi
75 games
32 goals
34 assists
66 G/A

Prime Kvaratskhelia
80 games
27 goals
17 assists
44 G/A

Guy dropping 66 G/A in 75 games was a "flop" just because his name is Lionel Messi

[Valar Dohaeris 💀 @majorsofty]

All of them nah Agenda

[Faith Adanne Bedsheet Seller @AbujaHausa]

I don't read tweets from verified account. Na waste of time

[Valar Dohaeris 💀 @majorsofty]

3. Straight rejection: not even considering it.
4. “You make us laugh more than Barcelona” — biggest burn, classic Madrid derby shade.

Atleti basically said “keep your money, we’re good” while roasting their city rivals. 😂

[Valar Dohaeris 💀 @majorsofty]

Real Madrid dropped a €150m bid for Atlético star Julián Álvarez. Atlético clapped back with pure sarcasm:

1. They accused Real of editing a Pope video (Pope’s Argentine & likes Atleti too).
2. “We don’t thank you for anything” — the offer isn’t a favour.

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨 Atlético Madrid statement following €150m bid from Real Madrid for Julián Álvarez.

“1. You cut the video of the Pope where he said he was also an Atleti fan.

2. You must have confused ethics with gratitude, but to leave no doubts: we don't thank you for anything.

3. We are not studying nor considering any offer for Julián.

4. How could we [Madrid] not get along, when you make us laugh even more than Barcelona.”

[Analyst @AnalystAdekola]

Who was Daenerys's greatest love?
🎬: GOT

[CHIIDEX @chiidex27]

THE INCREDIBLE HULK FINAL BATTLE 2008 Hulk VS Abomination

[Valar Dohaeris 💀 @majorsofty]

Tinubu

[Valar Dohaeris 💀 @majorsofty]

We did not qualify

[BIG IMO🤴🏽🇨🇦 @ImoPunter]

Whats stopping this Nigeria team from winning the 2026 World Cup? 🏆 🇳🇬🤯🔥

[Valar Dohaeris 💀 @majorsofty]

Good morning everybody

[Valar Dohaeris 💀 @majorsofty]

@Niella085 @SandyCrush912 Them don too break your heart

[Pastor B of X @Pelumii100x]

Most noble benevolent soul @p_milli3 whose kindness floweth like a gentle river I have humbly cast myself of upon gracious mercy in this hour of modest need I entreat thee if offend not thy generous spirit to bestow upon me the modest sum of thousand naira that my present distress be lightened and my set alright may thy purse never know emptiness and may fortune smile upon thee as thou consecrated my humble petition ….is there any chance you could allocate two copies of the highest denomination of the nigerian naira to me? i am currently being met by a ridiculous amount of hands

[Valar Dohaeris 💀 @majorsofty]

No hope for poor people 💔

[adachijioke @Ada_CeeJay]

@majorsofty

[Valar Dohaeris 💀 @majorsofty]

Police to rescue Adelabu’s nephew, Hunters to rescue Oyo school children. Oya now 💔

[Valar Dohaeris 💀 @majorsofty]

Wait....416 captives?? 😳

[Nigeria Stories @NigeriaStories]

BREAKING NEWS: Boko Haram t€rrorists have freed the 416 captives abducted from Ngoshe, a community in Gwoza Local Government Area of Borno State.

[Valar Dohaeris 💀 @majorsofty]

Argentina>>>>>>>>>>>

[The Smart Duke @smart_duke]

Unpopular opinion:
The 2026 World Cup has NO clear favorite.
Any of 8 teams could genuinely win it. That hasn't happened since 2006.

[Valar Dohaeris 💀 @majorsofty]

@smart_duke 😂😂😂😂
Allow me nah
Him say "it's easy to work with Brazil"
Madrid wan kvll am 😂

[Valar Dohaeris 💀 @majorsofty]

So no top players in Madrid right? 😂😂

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨 Carlo Ancelotti: “It’s easy to work with this Brazil squad. We have top players, leaders but especially all these guys are fantastic guys”.

“They all love the Seleção and this makes my life easier”.

[Valar Dohaeris 💀 @majorsofty]

Go nah until you hear "yo wa"

[abuja stylist✰ @drharveee]

Why can’t we do outdoor camps in Nigeria?

[Valar Dohaeris 💀 @majorsofty]

Omo!! No more Way for poor people 💔

[Oyindamola🙄 @dammiedammie35]

These are Adebayo Adelabu’s sister and her twin children after their rescue, picture taken at Adelabu’s residence this afternoon👀

[Valar Dohaeris 💀 @majorsofty]

Welcome to the team

[DON FLEX B 🦁 @heisdonflexb]

“Bellow minimum earnings” x10 💔

At this point I give up on this sh!!t. 🤦🏽‍♂️😭

X Is a full time job una 😡

It was fun while it lasted, Elon go chop your app I no do again. 😡