Ryan

[Ryan @majorstweet]

@_pbabes3 Insane haul. Love my moka though

[Ryan @majorstweet]

@_pbabes3 This is so funny

[Ryan @majorstweet]

@badbbyaera @_pbabes3 you to that kid at the wedding

[Ryan @majorstweet]

@Imposter_Edits Black people of all socioeconomic status receive worse healthcare and people like her are a major contributing factor

[Ryan @majorstweet]

@Rama333sk8 @jaycaspiankang Right, which is why I’m curious about why NYC still went with the tough-on-crime choice whereas we are seeing more progressive candidates have success elsewhere. Both Garcia and Wiley were more progressive and yet NYC chose a former cop

[Ryan @majorstweet]

My uncle went from being a funeral director to an EMT which I feel like is a direct conflict of interest

[Ryan @majorstweet]

Seeing friends get engaged makes me feel old but seeing friends get a separate work cell phone make me feel like I never had a childhood at all

[Ryan @majorstweet]

@_pbabes3 Got me by 7 seconds 🔥🔥🔥

[Ryan @majorstweet]

No need to go to the gym when you’re doing this much cardio at work every day

[Rachel Scott @rachelvscott]

George Santos spent another day dodging questions on Capitol Hill as he’s accused of fabricating almost every single part of his life.

[Ryan @majorstweet]

@aubrey_huff Stick to Birth of a Nation then bitch

[Ryan @majorstweet]

A man slid a $10 bill in my turtleneck after I sang Unwritten - Natasha Bedingfield at karaoke last night

[Ryan @majorstweet]

Lmao let's fucking go

[Ed Krassenstein @EdKrassen]

BREAKING: @elonmusk let @Krassenstein and I back on Twitter!
BOOM!
RETWEET!

[Ryan @majorstweet]

I love your Spotify Wrappeds please post them

[Ryan @majorstweet]

When my roommate wakes up and sees me doing yoga in the only spot available and the next morning beats me to that spot to do yoga

[KtreyCache @KarlsCache]

Soulja Boy “He stole my whole flow, word for word, bar for bar”

[Ryan @majorstweet]

Parent teacher conferences are great because I can tell a dad his son needs to pay attention in class more while the dad is also not listening to me

[Ryan @majorstweet]

Framing this as 'ruthless' is insane and misses the entire point of this interaction.

[NFL Memes @NFLMemes]

Alvin Kamara ruthless for this

[Ryan @majorstweet]

Got over myself and started bumping this Dua Lipa album unironically and my life has never been better

[Ryan @majorstweet]

Chances I never have to clean my roommate's pee off the floor again up 20% since last August

[Paul E Williams @PEWilliams_]

Rental demand starting to cool in Manhattan and Brooklyn per the August StreetEasy data released today. Manhattan hasn't seen this many listings discounted (20%) since fall of 2020.