mzing🍁

Work hard on yourself..you will make a fortune 💯

[mzing🍁 @majualaa]

@Antohny_gb Anakaa mama otis😂

[Eng.Kogi🔨 @John63681549]

Mother comes to rescue her arsenal fan husband from her irritating sons😆😆.

[Karis @YaneKariuki]

Wamepandisha bei ya mafuta tena

[︎ ︎ @05BM44]

Incident Report
Ishiara, Embu County:
Reports indicate 2 men have been shot dead by police during a protest by residents to express concerns over the management of Ishiara Level IV Hospital.

[mzing🍁 @majualaa]

@_onlyscott Mason mount

[CPA Wachira Joseph @WashiraX]

Kiambu County has shown KRA dust.

KRA audited the county.

And found the county was collecting serious money from:

- Parking fees
- Business licenses
- Market fees
- Renting stalls
- Renting stadia
- And other county fees

Then KRA asked:

- Where is our VAT?

- If you charge 10,000 for stalls
- You should have added 16% VAT

So Kiamburians should have paid: 11,600

And the extra 1,600 goes to KRA.

But Kiambu did not charge VAT. So KRA became dramatic and said:

- No problem. You'll give us that VAT from your own county coffers.

It is at that moment that, Gov Wamatangi knew hii si mchezo.

He ran to court.

He argued:

- The county is not a business entity.
- It is a government unit performing public functions
- It does not operate for profit
- The county fees charged are already a form of tax
- Charging VAT on them is double taxation
- It is illegal

The court agreed.

And KRA’s VAT demand was set aside.

This is a big precedent.

It means:

- County services should not be inflated by VAT.

- Public services are not businesses to charge 16% VAT.

[Kia 🧸ྀི @xevekiah]

DNA is really so crazy. Have y’all heard that story about the woman who had a baby with her husband, but when he got a DNA test, it said he wasn’t the father? The mother insisted he was the dad, so they repeated the test multiple times, and it kept saying the same thing. It later came out that, based on the DNA results, he wasn’t the father… but the uncle of the child. Which made no sense because he was an only child. After more extensive testing, they discovered the husband was actually a chimera, meaning he had absorbed his twin in the womb and carried two sets of DNA. So basically… the baby was biologically his twin brother’s child, even though he was the one who fathered it.

[Raskin Oyugi @Raskinoyugi]

Algorithm ikikufikisha hapa just retweet.

We shall never forget the June 25th Moments.😔💔

[Yoko @Kibet_bull]

Hapa driver anaonaje?

[Nathan ✰ @Just1Nathann_]

When you start making money, start buying clothes bit by bit.
One shirt, one trouser, one accessory at a time.
Even if it’s just one piece a month, do that.
Don’t wait for a big payday to shop.
Before you know it, you’ll have a solid wardrobe.

[Shoba Gatimu @shobanes]

Wale wanauliza kwanini Kindiki ame tweet 'Tuheshimiane.'
😂😂😂😂

[ĸolαde @twitgameboy]

If you're proud of your Dad. Retweet this.

[Jae @Real_jaeflex]

Joffrey Baratheon is the greatest child actor performance in TV history. He was so convincing that fans struggled to separate the actor from the character.

[Byl Holte @SirBylHolte]

I’ll say it since no one else will:

Star Trek is made for MEN.

Star Wars is made for MEN.

Game of Thrones is made for MEN.

The MCU is made for MEN.

The DCU is made for MEN.

Lord of the Rings is made for MEN.

James Bond is made for MEN.

Indiana Jones is made for MEN.

The Witcher is made for MEN.

Sandman is made for MEN.

Ghostbusters is made for MEN.

Terminator is made for MEN.

Alien is made for MEN.

Predator is made for MEN.

Men in Black is made for MEN.

Mad Max is made for MEN.

Monarch / Godzilla is made for MEN.

Charlie’s Angels is made for MEN.

Doctor Who is made for MEN..

Women can enjoy these things, but they're NOT made FOR them.

And "Starfleet Academy" is what it looks like when they are.

Did I miss anything?

[praise john @praisejohnn]

If we didn’t have ears Humans wouldn’t know Sound existed Meaning there’s a possibility there’s something going on Around us at all times ,
We just don’t have the body part to detect it .

[Rotimi Adeosun (RMA). @adeosunm]

Eddie Murphy married Nicole Mitchell in 1993 at the height of his fame. At the time, Eddie Murphy wasn’t just a successful actor, he was one of the most powerful & highest-paid men in Hollywood. The marriage produced 5 children, and for years, from the outside, everything looked stable, protected, and structured.

But years later, the marriage ended.

When Nicole filed for divorce, the court awarded her a massive settlement — reportedly around 15 million dollars. On paper, that kind of money looks like lifetime security. To many people, it sounds like freedom, independence, and “winning” after divorce.

But money without structure, guidance, and protection can quietly turn into a liability.

After the divorce, Nicole chose to help a childhood friend by entrusting him with about 11 million dollars to invest overseas. This wasn’t a stranger. It was someone she trusted emotionally — someone from her past. Unfortunately, that trust was misplaced. The investment turned out to be a scam. The money was lost, and the man was later arrested and sentenced to 22 years in prison.

By the time the truth surfaced, the damage was already done.

Within a few years, reports surfaced that Nicole was financially strained. She eventually had to put her home up for sale and was said to owe the IRS hundreds of thousands of dollars in back taxes. A woman who once walked away from a marriage with tens of millions found herself under pressure, exposed, and vulnerable.

This isn’t about mocking her situation.
It’s about understanding a pattern many people don’t like to talk about.

After divorce, many women — especially those who were previously protected by a strong, structured male presence — suddenly have to navigate the world alone. Not just emotionally, but financially, legally, and strategically. And that transition isn’t as simple as people make it sound.

A man doesn’t only provide money.
He provides discipline, risk assessment, boundaries, and insulation from bad decisions. When that structure disappears, emotional decision-making often replaces logical decision-making. Trust gets misplaced. Friends replace advisors. Feelings replace strategy.

That’s when vulnerability creeps in.

Many women only truly recognize the importance of a man in their lives after that man is gone — not because they can’t survive alone, but because life is harsher, colder, and far less forgiving without solid leadership and protection.

Divorce doesn’t automatically mean freedom.
Sometimes, it simply means exposure.

And the world is full of people waiting to take advantage of exposed individuals — especially those who look wealthy but lack strong guidance.

That’s the uncomfortable truth people don’t like to discuss.

[The Nairobi Times @TheNairobiTimez]

A thread of the Russian guy in Kenya 🇷🇺🇰🇪👇