Makenzie Kern

[Makenzie Kern @mak_kern]

@torivallala @kat1yn 😈😈 🏃🏼‍♀️ 🚗💨

[Makenzie Kern @mak_kern]

Me whenever I see @maiii_e

[breezy @bneura_]

Racism isn’t a touchy topic if you’re not a fucking racist

[Makenzie Kern @mak_kern]

This has been such a tough time for my family and I, but through it all my parents are SO ridiculously supportive and loving, literally in any situation, and I just strive to be the parents they are one day😭💜

[mia @miabongo]

i just got back from italy & was required to self quarantine in my room for 14 days so my parents ate every meal with me from the hallway. i don’t deserve them :’)

[monica @Veritatisvis]

People in Italy can't leave their houses but they're still wildin'

[Makenzie Kern @mak_kern]

Dad- “I’m pissed because mom got 2 weeks worth of food, but she won’t let me eat it yet because it’s for 14 days of quarantine” 😂😂

[Sandy Phillips @MamaRedfield]

My precious daughter was slaughter with the same type of gun in YOUR state. Shot 6 times with those .223s ripping & tearing through her tiny body. The head shot left a 5 inch hole in her left orbital and blew her brain to bits. So ya. I'll come & take it off your hands. #****Buck

[TheeMarketingMamí @WizMonifaaa]

So I’m sitting at my desk and I smell weed? And it’s strong and I’m like ok I didnt smoke yet so like...?? Bitch I look in my purse, I brought the whole sack in here. Purse louder than Jennifer Hudson in dreamgirls!!!!!

[Makenzie Kern @mak_kern]

@roobeekeane @torivallala 😂😂😂 hahahahaha why is this so funny

[ruby 🐊 @roobeekeane]

“I’ve CC’d in my boss”
- professional
- corporate
- mildly threatening

“You wanna say that in front of Greg?”
- confident
- threat level 9000
- who is Greg and what is he capable of

[🥺 @saraaaabethhhhh]

if you weren’t in college during the caroline/broccoli/closer holy trinity that was fall semester 2016, you missed out!!!

[Makenzie Kern @mak_kern]

How I feel when I wear pointy flats to work

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

I’m such a “im grabbing coffee do you want anything?” ass bitch & it’s not good lmao just out here spending thousands of dollars on starbucks bc “it’s a coffee you owe me nothing!!!” I must stop

[Makenzie Kern @mak_kern]

@BayleyMac26 YES!!!! It’s so good😂😂 I have to turn the subtitles on though because it’s so hard to understand the accents 😂😂

[Makenzie Kern @mak_kern]

Tori got me addicted to Vanderpump rules and MasterChef. Then for the longest time told me to watch Love island, I was like noo it looks weird and too many episodes and I casually watched it the other day now I’m addicted & moral of the story Tori is ruining my life with good tv

[ℝ𝕒𝕖𝕖𝕢𝕦𝕒𝕫𝕒 @Raeequaza]

its crazy how profoundly awful being 23 years old is. i dont think there’s one 23 year old having a good time

[Makenzie Kern @mak_kern]

@torivallala @BarstoolFran Omg yaaas😂😭