Makenna

don’t be fancy, just get dancey (she/her/hers)

[Makenna @mak_zwick]

all I want rn is to drown myself in a jumbo margarita

[Makenna @mak_zwick]

my sister admitted to me yesterday that she thinks im the funniest sibling. imagine being the only one with a doctorate and a sense of humor? the unbelievable burden I carry smh

[Makenna @mak_zwick]

convincing my clinic to listen to shania Twain for the last 30 min of the day was the best way to end my Monday

[Makenna @mak_zwick]

@haleymylady it’s a blessing & a curse

[Makenna @mak_zwick]

Makenna w real money cannot be trusted. I’m gonna force myself to have a budget girl summer (officially starting tomorrow, I got margaritas to order tonight)

[Makenna @mak_zwick]

matched w a dentist on a dating app & told him I’ve never had any cavities & he didn’t fall in love w me??? it’s brutal out here

[Makenna @mak_zwick]

second week on the job & already agreed to let my coworker try to set me up w her daughter’s single friends

[Krystal Ball @krystalball]

Let's be clear, wealthy women will always have access to whatever doctors, medicines and procedures that they want. Ending Roe is an attack on the autonomy of poor and working class women.

[Makenna @mak_zwick]

if anyone was curious, yes, the ending of Coco still makes me sob

[Makenna @mak_zwick]

next week is my last week at my clinical so I’ve been warning patients in the hopes they’ll bring me gifts & say nice things to me

[Makenna @mak_zwick]

@karrah_dactyl nope, I sure didn’t

[Makenna @mak_zwick]

wow turns out taking a practice exam hungover wasn’t a good idea

[Makenna @mak_zwick]

@kiarabreeann ugh thank u ❤️

[Makenna @mak_zwick]

pending my exam goes well, I will be a licensed PT in a little over a month. what the actually fuck

[Makenna @mak_zwick]

first day of March madness means it’s only appropriate that I remind everyone about how I won March madness in 2019 bc I chose my teams based on how hot their coaching staff was. don’t hate the player, hate the ugly coach

[Makenna @mak_zwick]

is getting a bulldog the reason I wanna stay in Indy instead of getting a travel job? yes absolutely. I need a bulldog to call my own yesterday.

[Makenna @mak_zwick]

look, I know I’m picky, but a grown man using the ‘😹’ emoji unironically is a reasonable ick

[gi🐞FENWAY! @goldengibees]

I love the superbowl

[Makenna @mak_zwick]

my mom put me onto an Indiana bulldog rescue page & the fact I can’t adopt Cannoli or Waffles bc I can’t afford to & don’t have time/space makes me wanna die

[Makenna @mak_zwick]

so I’m googling Tristan Thompson bc someone posted he’s on the Pacers now & I swear he looks familiar. Tell me why I gotta scroll all the way to the bottom of his page to see that he has a baby w Khloe K. Wiki- idc about stats, I want the drama!!! Don’t hold back the goss