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[Danz📌 #Chelsea&AfricaKilledMe @zinownh]

when the saliva starts building up too much…

[Roro ☃ @RoRoFli]

When I click "Start free trial" and they're asking for my credit card details

[joshua. @livingthroughJ]

it’s too many shows to watch today, i’m already overstimulated.

[🦋 fairy 🧚‍♂️ @thisdecfairy]

all my personalities warming up in the mornings to see who will dominate me today:

[🍂 @Lovandfear]

ADHD people being mentally and physically exhausted but still staying up because they didn't get enough "me time" after surviving the whole day.

[eliz @eliza___v]

arguing with someone and i start angry crying

[𝟮𝟭.🛸 @Big_tagg]

just replied to 2 texts

[Aye Yo B @BeSmoove7]

Drink water, wash your hands, and don't buy all the toilet paper like last time

[CallUnc @Callunc]

When you hear "Ion give af about none of that" at a kickback 👀

[Marie🧚 @glitchu__]

i always regret not being more disrespectful in certain situations

[O.G™ 🤎 @Omogbolahann_]

"15 secs after locking the door"

Me: Did I lock the door? 🤔

My brain:

[eliz @eliza___v]

You must complete the HR mandatory safety training"
Me:

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni]

Me minding my own business but still noticing everything

[trevor @trevorngl]

me putting my winter coat away for the 8th time this spring

[𝓝.🕊️ @luvblessingz]

i realized that a lot of adults are healing their inner child and that's one of the reasons why i don't make fun of people who have "childish" hobbies. some people didn't get to have a childhood until they became adults.

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

I love cleaning the house, but with three conditions:

- Start when I want
- Take as long as I need
- I have to be alone in the house

[☔ @Whotfismick]

IF I UPLOADED MY RESUME THAT HAS MY EMPLOYMENT HISTORY I SHOULDN’T HAVE TO MANUALLY ENTER MY EMPLOYMENT HISTORY AGAIN

[Marie🧚 @glitchu__]

me at 7 years old, searching for girls' games on google:

[le.hl @0xleegenz]

The older i get, the more i hate making extra stops after work

I drive home like i'm late for my house