Rico Makavelli

Like Tom Cruise
Am Rico and am also a clown

[MysticMan @RoynjengaM]

Some people snitch thinking they'll jump out of the friend zone

Buda hajui amewekwa DCI zone
Na mimi bado nakula hiyo kitu ulikuwa unataka!!
NAIROBI!!!😂😂😂

[Rico Makavelli @MakavelliRico]

When they say money cant buy happiness ama more money more problems
Lakini si ati nasema usitafte pesa😂😂😂😂

[Wamugunda @Wamugundabenjam]

Dear men
If you want to be successful ride yourself out of nagging women and uncomfortable shoes(pitching shoes)
Life is too short to force yourself on things

[Wamugunda @Wamugundabenjam]

Be nice to us brother. The woman you called your wife was once our girlfriend and we taught her the styles she shows you, in bed.
Be humble😁

[Rico Makavelli @MakavelliRico]

@shobanes Anyone with tech startup ideas

[City Boy ✌🏾 @Cityboyyyyyy]

Manze nachill hapa na boys wangu fulani wa USIU namuuliza “huyo dame hukunywa?” Ananiambia “yehh bro she sips on the low” hadi nimeisha tu😂😂😂😂

[Lehlohonolo @Ramokoena]

Me when Pukki scores the 3rd goal #NORMCI

[💀🤦🏾‍♂️ @Mubarak_O_O]

Do you remember how you lost your virginity ama ulishtukia tu mbiginji imekulwa na ndoggy 😂😂

[Chu Potential @dechuzen]

“Girlll that a booty hole!” 🤣🤣🤣. This shit take me out every time. I love black ppl.

[Oduk @ayieko_oduk]

@Lsankei99 Cooperative for day to day. Simply because maintainance is nil w/o threats of your account freezing.
CBA for savings and safest for online transactions (IMO)
EcoBank as THE plug while travelling esp African Continent. Convinient plus great exchange rates.

[phantéau @_wangwe]

Ticket za Konshens mko karibu kuambiwa mtoke pale kencom zitarushwa nyaranyara at 8am.

[Abuga Makori EGH, MBE @abuga_makori]

Is it that Uhuru and DP Ruto are not seeing these shenanigans in South Africa? This is the time Kenya needs Moses Kuria as President. Someone who speaks and acts. Someone who feels the pain of comrades in South Africa. Just kick out this people from Kenya! They are evil

[N²K @2NNSK]

Hype Fest wakiannounce Konshens wasichana hawakutuacha tutulie vile watavaa Dera, vile wataenda uchi bla bla bla😂. Sai the same same peasant girls hawana tickets like the broke fools they are. Mbaki tu nyumbani mkishake salt shakers as your boyfriend kings get a tako.

[سام @Morara__]

Retweet if you don’t have a Konshens ticket.

[KONSHENS @konshens]

my flight leaves NY in a few and im so FU€£#IN HYYYYPED!!!! 🔊🔊🚀🚀🚀🔥🔥🔥🔥 KENYAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!! 🌍🇰🇪🇰🇪🇰🇪🇰🇪🇰🇪🇰🇪🇰🇪🇰🇪🇰🇪🇰🇪🇰🇪🇰🇪🇰🇪🇰🇪🇰🇪🇰🇪🇰🇪🇰🇪🇰🇪🇰🇪🇰🇪🇰🇪🇰🇪🇰🇪🇰🇪🇰🇪 had to repost this. #konshens #dancehall #reggae #JAMAICA #KENYA #AFRICA #L💚VEFANS

[سام @Morara__]

Man like @konshens

[♡ @youloveleona]

Remember when RDX came to Kenya and it was SO RACHET it made national news? girls jumped to the stage twerking pantyless and shit. RDX were even banned in Kenya after that lmao. Naona Konshens ikiwa hivyo hahhahahhaha