If you start watching Bridesmaids at exactly 10:57:36 on New Year's Eve, you can scream "I'm ready to party" along with Kristen Wiig at exactly midnight, starting your new year right before you notice a colonial woman churning butter.
Parents: Kids are more depressed these days, I wonder why?
Kids: You destroyed the economy for us, the earth is literally dying, we are going to work until we die and on top of that the Nazis are back.
Parents: It's those pesky iPhones
One day you're a freshman pregaming a frat party in your dorm room with your new friends and the next you're a senior drinking a bottle of wine alone as you simultaneously finish three papers and look for an adult job