McKensie Eddy

I was once described as a “big tittied goth bitch” and I’m 1000% okay with that.

[McKensie Eddy @Makaynay]

Good news: I’m almost 300 months old

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@ryanhallyall are you hiring cats? He needs to pay his share of rent lol

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“I saw my opportunity, and I had to jerk off on it”

[McKensie Eddy @Makaynay]

I love Green Bay’s little horse coats they wear on the sidelines, very chic.

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After last night and tonight our bracket challenge only has two people left who have champions still in the playoffs. Me and my SIL who has all Canadian teams in the conference finals with the Leafs winning the cup.

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I’m making a game for my friend’s birthday and just did “Fuck, Marry, Kill” for adults in Bluey.

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What if all the Bigfoot sightings are just Krampus summering in the US

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The last time I went out with my friends and got tipsy I yelled hi to a random man across the parking lot then immediately asked him if he had a CDL. He did not respond.

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@mnwild okay but we just need to know what song they were playing in the locker room when you filmed the dance cam footage 😂

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Sometimes I’m delusional and think I should try to learn to skate, but then remember I ate shit in Target last week and need to calm down.

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This was because we decided there needed to be a Hallmark After Dark where they show rated R versions of their movies 😂

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I’ve had this note on my fridge door since last winter because it never fails to make me laugh.

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I’ve never seen Christianity make someone more loving as a person.

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But egg is protein, and mayo is egg. Therefore mayo is protein.

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I’m sorry for how I acted when you surprised me with a social interaction right after I got off work from my customer service job.

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@onwaifuru

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Okay but is the Stanley Cup dishwasher safe?

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@onwaifuru @girldrawsghosts https://t.co/615jMPU7dR

Apparently they don’t sell the slides anymore but they have other mothman things!

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@onwaifuru I just saw a video of someone eating pasta out of it 😂😂

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@onwaifuru @girldrawsghosts Have you seen the mothman slides? I have a pair

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@onwaifuru I meant the hockey trophy 😂