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[slaypegmafia @makcikslayer]

Never kys

[slaypegmafia @makcikslayer]

Didn’t *

[slaypegmafia @makcikslayer]

Anyway I lost my literal toenail on Friday and I don’t even get to say goodbye. She just left and I have to live with that. My nailed feels so empty…

[slaypegmafia @makcikslayer]

This is giving smiling friends

[jody @wnbagirlfriend]

literally no one believes me when i say i'm evil i don't know why

[slaypegmafia @makcikslayer]

Just checking in

[slaypegmafia @makcikslayer]

@lowkeezyy thinking about this today

[slaypegmafia @makcikslayer]

i think i'm allergic to men

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

“did it hurt??” she cooked him on low heat😭😭

[naija babe 🇳🇬 @bfr_lol]

“Download dating apps, meet new people 🤩”
What?!

[slaypegmafia @makcikslayer]

Oh

[sayonara buttface @dangpankoozie]

lowkey why singapore got cuddle up in a blanket weather. am i allowed to enjoy it or is this lowkey climate change

[slaypegmafia @makcikslayer]

Me buying another personality shoe as if the two personality shoes I have at home don’t exist

[slaypegmafia @makcikslayer]

Strava started sending me emails…babe I know I don’t have time to run please…

[slaypegmafia @makcikslayer]

@01110011berry Bro anything in Yewtee is not in the right place

[slaypegmafia @makcikslayer]

I don’t give a fuck anymore if people can be fucking smelly on the MRT and sit next to me I’m just gonna pinch my nose and side eye them like if you can have the audacity, so can I mf eat a tic tac my god