ur mom

[ur mom @makddtweets]

y’all want some bagels???

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

me in a walkable neighborhood going to the grocery store to pick up two missing ingredients for dinner and not a single thing more

[ur mom @makddtweets]

I wish I could feel the rush of playing animal crossing for the first time again

[ur mom @makddtweets]

@miklovin_life I’m triggered

[ur mom @makddtweets]

street meat <333 #NewProfilePic

[ur mom @makddtweets]

@quishfinn same girlie

[ur mom @makddtweets]

maybe this will be the year I actually start doing my hair

[HOOD VOGUE is tired of poverty @keyon]

SOLANA lavigne??????

[ur mom @makddtweets]

it’s 2022 who on EARTH is still going to Hooters

[ur mom @makddtweets]

every good night ends in the j box parking lot

[ur mom @makddtweets]

the best part about working from home is that I can burp freely

[ur mom @makddtweets]

a football game postponing bachelor in paradise is so bullshit who even watches football

[ur mom @makddtweets]

Would you rather

[ur mom @makddtweets]

nothing humbles you like the lighting in a tj maxx dressing room

[ur mom @makddtweets]

I want to see a tik tok girly in real life filming herself shopping at Trader Joe’s so bad

[ur mom @makddtweets]

cmon Harry we want to say goodnight to you! lives in my head rent free

[ur mom @makddtweets]

I love when babies stare at me

[ur mom @makddtweets]

I am 26 years old how does Timmy Toot Toot from Ned’s Declassified still make me laugh

[erin @erinallyce]

Idk. Beyoncé! They might be breaking my soul, girl.

[ur mom @makddtweets]

@quishfinn @_emmabecerra LARRY <3

[ur mom @makddtweets]

Willingly ate 2 jack in the box tacos tonight. Send help