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25 • she/her • your local disaster lesbian • world's okayest DM • cryptid enthusiast • aspiring historian

[camille 🌌 @smallvoids]

not to be controversial but i don't think straight white danish men should be allowed to self-publish their writing.

[cline @makeadexsave]

camille, buying bananas just to watch them slowly die so she can bake them into banana bread like some sort of sinister fruit undertaker

[cline @makeadexsave]

Animal Crossing Pro Tip: Just fish until they let you progress I guess

[cline @makeadexsave]

i know this is absolutely not the main take away from this #omgcp update, but as a gay person who is about to loose a molar, I’m thrilled to get this highly specific representation

[cline @makeadexsave]

must one have a gender? is it not simply enough to have academia? - The Camille Story

[cline @makeadexsave]

you will hear the truth from drunks, children and bisexuals

[cline @makeadexsave]

some of us plan entrapment schemes to cope

[Sappho Bot @sapphobot]

the one with violets in her lap

[cline @makeadexsave]

me: ahhh yes time to sleep... my brain: BACKPACK FOR HIS APPLESAUCE! BACKPACK WHERE HE KEEPS HIS APPLESAUCE! JA’AM’S GOT THE APPLESAUCE THAT YOU CRAVE! EVERYBODY CATCH THIS JUICY JA’AM WAVE!

[camille 🌌 @smallvoids]

tabletop warhammer is a pyramid scheme

[cline @makeadexsave]

"mine damer og herrer": for langt, kliché, unødvendigt kønnet, lyder som en cirkusdirektør

"KAMMERATER": catchy, inklusivt, sexet og socialistisk

[cline @makeadexsave]

why write my exam paper when i can think about my d&d character obsessively??? rewatch good omens??? replay pokemon sun??? the world’s my oyster baby and deadlines are a construct

[cline @makeadexsave]

having the two danes on the show fight each other was "danish-people-at-a-drunk-viewing-party"-fanservice #GoT

[cline @makeadexsave]

we out here coping

[cline @makeadexsave]

i just walked around my apartment looking for my glasses for a solid 10 minutes before i realised that i was wearing them

[ND Stevenson @Gingerhazing]

HAPPY SHE-RA EVE

[cline @makeadexsave]

in other useless lesbian news: i've been deliberating which leather jacket to buy for a solid six days now

[cline @makeadexsave]

looking back through my tweets i suddenly realise that i tweeted this on april 1st which could give the impression that it was a joke which i assure you it absolutely was not

[cline @makeadexsave]

sometimes all the light around me goes dark and i have a brief moment where i think there’s been a power outage before i remember that that’s just what blinking is

[cline @makeadexsave]

the real tragedy of bad eyesight is that i need prescription lenses in my sunglasses and those are expensive which keeps me from owning 287 pairs of sunglasses to fit my exact mood on any given day