kayla

the real swamp tramps of silver lake

[disha @yzybby]

when i was a kid and first learned i could see beautiful kaleidoscope patterns by pressing on my closed eyeballs i knew substance abuse was going to be a big problem in my life

[kayla @makeartmakeout]

jord called me a domesticated housewife this morning bc i am making a roast. apparently only housewives make roasts

[kayla @makeartmakeout]

getting my nipples tattooed next week YOLO

[kayla @makeartmakeout]

me whispering to my roommate: he’s about to say “and i’d do it again!”

my dad (talking about his most recent dui): “you’re gonna hate me but i gotta say, i’d do it again”

bingo!

[kayla @makeartmakeout]

dead beat dad pro-tip: call ur dad on pay day cause he’ll be real drunk and real friendly

[kayla @makeartmakeout]

busting out my leftover hysterectomy pain killers to try and combat this 2 day migraine

[kayla @makeartmakeout]

i have gotten so many tattoos since i started dating my tattoo artist we are starting my massive back piece tomorrow and i am so excited

[kayla @makeartmakeout]

i have 19 mosquito bites on one foot🤨

[kayla @makeartmakeout]

you were wrong for what you did to me but i was sick for kinda liking it

[hero thousandfaces @1thousandfaces_]

Girl horny is not like boy horny. Girl horny is more like deer with a prion disease. Standing in unsettling manners, bashing head against rock, screaming, so on & so forth

[josef k hole @poeticdweller]

cigarettes are always “bad for you” but you can really feel it in the summer. a winter cig is invigorating a summer cig you can literally feel the poison pumping into your body

[kayla @makeartmakeout]

yesterday we went to a three days grace concert, today we’re going on a boat cruise in toronto and tomorrow i leave for camping i am TIREDT

[Dolly @DollyMollyF]

I miss when The Weeknd was making sex addict on drugs music smh

[green fried tomatoes 🍅 @devxdamicox]

This girl i follow on instagram is naming a straight person that sucks everyday for pride month but they aren’t famous people they are local people we know and i have never respected anyone more

[kayla @makeartmakeout]

i fucking love chapstick

[kayla @makeartmakeout]

“oh that’s nice, you don’t really see fingering shown in the media these days” - my mom, watching TV today

[kayla @makeartmakeout]

i love living in a Rich neighbourhood bc these schmucks be throwing out some nice shit to the streets

[kayla @makeartmakeout]

tell me you love me, come back and haunt me

[omar @DripArab]

me whenever I’m right about something