mak❤️‍🔥

[blaire @pissshit90001]

Went to the dentist today they said I grind in my sleep #😴🤑💰

[Victoria Rose @woahhvickyyy]

You want me to be your girlfriend until | tap my pistol on your windshield

[mak❤️‍🔥 @makefird]

“yall think it’s hot today? wait till you go to hell”

[aurora @girlbot019]

was talking to my 45 year old father and he used the term “retardmaxxing” mid conversation

[nu @erasednigga]

fuck u mean?

[mak❤️‍🔥 @makefird]

why does gay people poop smell so bad

[𝑝𝑢𝑟𝑒 @purelivn]

three blues pretending not to know each other

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

“Time to lock in” - me at 3pm when my shift started at 9am

[patty @patty_c4kes]

@Acormn76 from the bullshit factory

[patty @patty_c4kes]

i just cracked the hidden code...

[b @dangbozo]

my cat is so codependent she has to wake me up so she can go downstairs and eat a plant she’s not supposed to

[mak❤️‍🔥 @makefird]

with my cat💆🏽‍♀️

[soup🍓 @thrluv]

god forbid a woman just wants to lay in bed all day, smoke weed & do nothing

[Corn ✧⍣ @cornski]

I know a Nigga still makin 67 jokes

[mak❤️‍🔥 @makefird]

did u not sleep tight dude? dude dont tell me u let the bed bugs bite dude…

[ѕєиɪ @zalatwicc]

i envy your ribs in the way they hold your heart the way i want to

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

I love when the vet writes my cat's full name with my last name, like Yes, that is my legal child.

[Michael Burns @michaeloburns]

Happy Memorial Day.

[mak❤️‍🔥 @makefird]

i love when a woman has a gun… when a man has a gun im so scared

[no episode 9 spoilers pretty please @user823493247]

genuinely fuck whoever came up w the dumbass idea to replace THE DICTIONARY BUILT INTO GOOGLE with the ai overview's definitions i hope everything in their life fucking sucks

[deaf kennedys @thamosdeaf]

That’s why I fucked your bitch you fat motherfucker