jason

26 M USA | DMs Open 18+

[jason @makeitatomic_]

@undiesyanked He would’ve yanked your undies over your head and let it rip right in front of your face 😂

[jason @makeitatomic_]

@charmedbfg There’s a half moon out tonight!

[jason @makeitatomic_]

@Wedgiefy @whiptailed It always comforts me to know that, although I’m a dweeb, there’ll always be someone dorkier than me… thanks for the confidence boost!

[jason @makeitatomic_]

@Domtucker81 @jocktavious Hot spoon household is crazyyy 💀 I’ve never heard that phrase before but I’ve added it to my lexicon

[jason @makeitatomic_]

@FresherBruh @footwedgie Nothing like waking up to stretched out undies and the smell of your own butt 💀 what a nerd

[jason @makeitatomic_]

@Wedgiefy If you could insert yourself into any wedgie tv/movie scene, which would it be and why?

[jason @makeitatomic_]

@WedgieGallery Jokes on you! I can’t read this cause I can’t see past my own underwear 😎

[jason @makeitatomic_]

@bubblegumshaneX Something tells me big bro is about to dish out the biggest wedgie ever recorded lol

[jason @makeitatomic_]

@_PinkSage_ I feel like it’s always the same 10 people too 😅 like how are people so socially oblivious

[jason @makeitatomic_]

@WedgieGallery @sinnywedgies I shall not accept this wet willy slander!!! (And noogies, for that matter)

[jason @makeitatomic_]

@WedgieBliss The noises the nerd makes are top tier 😂

[jason @makeitatomic_]

@Wedgiefy me contemplating booking your services to mediate a discussion between me and my wedgie-loving, bullying older bros

[jason @makeitatomic_]

@bubblegumshaneX I was expecting lil bro to take advantage of that prime wedgie opportunity. It’s not every day you get the chance to wedgie big bro 😂

[jason @makeitatomic_]

@Tightywhitieluv I’m still waiting to get this type of payback on my brothers

[jason @makeitatomic_]

@solopranks Hearing guys say whitey tighties makes me irrationally angry 💀

[jason @makeitatomic_]

@ZekeTheGeek2000 Totally emasculated and all he had to do was use your own underwear against you 😂 those yellow undies are going sky high dude

[jason @makeitatomic_]

@ZekeTheGeek2000 Genuinely a nightmare scenario 💀 you square up against a dude and fast forward to him heaving your waistband onto your forehead… that’s gonna be a long and silent car ride home lmao

[jason @makeitatomic_]

@MerrickMaster Dangling the undies over his face after is diabolical 💀

[jason @makeitatomic_]

@Wedgiefy The fact that he got wedgied by a huge nerd makes it even more embarrassing

[jason @makeitatomic_]

@Wedgiefy I vote B! And hope that link moves in with a certain roommate named “Sidon”😇