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I’m just here for the pizza party

[personality hire @makeitpash]

My sleep paralysis demon giving me my final drink of Mardi Gras #RexComus

[Asst. to Gov. Huey P. Longbody @WrittenNRed]

Here ya go. #RexComus

[Charli @charli_xcx]

holy shit i met meredith marks

[𓇼rach𓇼 @dsbuckleys]

ON REPEAT

[Buzzing Pop @BuzzingPop]

Episode 5 of ‘Heated Rivalry’ now ties ‘Breaking Bad’ S5E14 as the highest-rated TV episode of all time on IMdb (10/10).

[personality hire @makeitpash]

Still no internet! Still working from my mobile hotspot. Just purchased @Verizon 5G home internet. About to cancel my @CoxComm home internet plan. I hate you @cox internet and will continue yelling into the void (twitter) about it

[personality hire @makeitpash]

@cox Another day and my internet is still out. No updates from @cox about when it will be back

[personality hire @makeitpash]

Unsure why my last THREE tweets about my @Cox internet have been deleted but we are going on day four of me not having WiFi and I waited 45 minute for yall to not pickup for me on the phone so if we go into the next work week I’m getting rid of yall and going to @Verizon / @ATT

[personality hire @makeitpash]

@cox I don’t really care how long the outage is for I would just appreciate an update. Yall keep texting me everyday that yall are working hard and then do nothing please give me an update

[personality hire @makeitpash]

@cox my WiFi has been out for three days. No updates on when it’ll be fixed. Not sure what im paying for…?

[personality hire @makeitpash]

@cox my internet has been out for 3 days and I have not gotten any updates from yall about why or when you expect it to come back back. Not sure what im paying for here…

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Ayo Edebiri calls Elon Musk an “idiot” for sharing a fake report about her replacing Johnny Depp in ‘Pirates of the Caribbean’:

“Just remembering when I got some of the most insane death threats and racial slurs of my life (idk if it’s the #1 moment, but for sure top 3) for a fake reboot of a movie I had never even heard of because of this man. LMAO. So not only is he double Sieg Heil-ing fascist, he’s an idiot but anyway.”

[personality hire @makeitpash]

Gayle rebuilding the notre dame?? #rexcomus

[RoadbrokeNOLA @RoadbrokeNola]

“Puff” #RexComus

[personality hire @makeitpash]

“Self made King” #rexcomus

[personality hire @makeitpash]

And back to the spookiest party in New Orleans! #rexcomus

[personality hire @makeitpash]

My sleep paralysis demon giving me my final drink of Mardi Gras #RexComus

[Discount Keanu Reeves @ItsDrichYaBish]

Waking up to a tornado warning in SF

[her @horny4hooters]

working at a nonprofit be like

[Ishaan Tharoor @ishaantharoor]

Israel destroyed all the universities in Gaza.

[personality hire @makeitpash]

This man is a awful. Rot in hell Jeff Landry