Today’s #calendarsausage is a feline bonanza, it's #CatHerdersDay . Sadly it not actually about herding cats (boo hiss) it's metaphorical. Like Stevie Nicks once sang, If you’ve ever climbed a mountain and turned around to find a landslide coming down, then today’s your lucky day
Not really one for all the keen veggies out there, but if you are partial to a bit of pig fat then today’s your lucky day. It’s National Lard Day.
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Today’s Calendar Sausage is all about the humble Alpaca! These miniature llamas tend to bowl about the Andes (amongst other places) and apparently produce cracking woolly fleeces. It’s Alpaca Day!
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‘Weirdo’ has a bad rep in today’s vernacular, but today we’re going to wear it like badge & celebrate all those out there that embrace unusual, different, eccentric, charismatic, individual & different methods to modern living. Its #WonderfulWeirdosDay#calendarsausage#makeitred
Apparently The Home Insurance Building in Chicago was the first recorded skyscraper to be built back in 1885. Since then these vertical architectural wonderments have defined utopian skylines right across the world like mystical beacons on the horizon. It’s #SkyscraperDay
Today’s #calendarsausage is #GingerCatAppreciationDay today! Apparently it’s rare to find female ginger kitties – something to do with the X chromosome giving the colour orange. So most female gingers are actually calico, which are thought to bring good fortune to all in Japan.
If you happen to stumble across a loose end of rope just lying around then give it a pull because today’s #calendarsausage is #TugOfWarDay Apparently the Vikings enjoyed a spot of this over some hot coals. A muddy puddle will suffice if you don’t have a giant BBQ ready to upend.
Today’s Calendar Sausage is Bad Poetry Day! So whether it’s a haiku, sonnet or limerick why not summon that inner-beatnik wit and let rip some truly turgid tosh. YEAH!
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A mere 30 days after Tattoo Day itself comes Tattoo Removal Day! So if you’ve been guilty of inking up an absolute stinker then today’s Calendar Sausage is your chance to exercise those demons and get rid!
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#calendarsausage#makeitred#TattooRemovalDay#badtattoos#bojo
Today’s #calendarsausage celebrates a dream team of galactic guardians, it's International #SailorMoonDay! Fighting evil by moonlight - winning love by daylight, Sailor Moon was created in Japan in 1991. It’s since sold 35 million copies across the world in manga & anime formats.
Everyone loves a cheeky striped tiger, but that sad truth is they’re endangered creatures. In fact there are only around 3,900 left on the planet. Today’s #calendarsausage is International #TigerDay so go forth and adopt one and become a Tiger Protector through @wwf_uk#makeitred
If you’re ever had a cheeky inkling to parade around above the skyline on some trusty wooden posts then today’s Calendar Sausage is surely your chance to make it happen – it’s Walk On Stilts Day!
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If you have (or have ever been) lucky enough to have a grandma that warms the cockles of your heart then today’s Calendar Sausage will no doubt bring a tear of jubilant joy to your eyes. It's Gorgeous Grandma Day!
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Hot Dogs, Frankfurters, Wieners - they're all valid today - frankly it’s a sausage free-for-all! So go get your laughin’ chops round one pronto and celebrate one of the greatest fast food snacks in the history of the modern world!
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If you routinely get yourself stuck in a galactic quagmire of bother then today’s Calendar Sausage is your lucky day. It’s Get Out Of The Dog House Day. And remember, play nice!
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