Annoyed Mike Ehrmantraut

Living my best life

[Annoyed Mike Ehrmantraut @makeme_sigh]

@ScottMGreer New rule: If you are past your mid twenties and have no offspring your opinion means nothing.

You’re an embarrassment to your ancestors.

[Mormon Serf @MormonSerf]

The Lord’s Church is for all

[Rep. Andy Ogles @RepOgles]

Earlier today while working on the farm, my phone began going crazy because of a post made by a member of my comms team.
The post was stupid, hurtful and a complete distraction from my America First focus. The employee has been reprimanded.

[Naz @nazbowling102]

Public groveling to the ruling class is always a good look for a revolutionary movement.

[Mo @atmoio]

tldr: ClickUp is hosting a company-wide Hunger Games where if you can figure out how the hell to make AI work you’ll win a million dollars.

[Annoyed Mike Ehrmantraut @makeme_sigh]

@_7homas777 Thomas, off topic but I’ve spent 3 hours now looking for a good source of embroidery patches for some of our shared interests. Might you have any recommendation on here on how to find or seek them out? Trying to deck a few accessory items. Appreciate all ya do

[Sea Beggar 🪢🏴‍☠️⚓ @KnotSeaworthy]

This arena battle was the most horrendous military operation ever conceived. Hundreds of Jedi killed in mere minutes, barely any survivors, and not a single Separatist leader captured. Easy to see why the overconfident Jedi were so easily hoodwinked by Palpatine. Total buffoonery

[jreubenclarknationalist @jreubenc1ark]

Church golden age update! Meeting with immigration IGOs! Are we glad that our church facilitates the replacement of our people in our own country?

There’s a reason sexual assault has increased by over 20% in Salt Lake City in one year. Which way, Mormon man?

[Clayton Walker @Channel6ixNEWS]

“Only 2% of Indians live outside India”

[JD™ @LostMyHats]

Please do NOT get married and have children if you’re just going to part them out to babysitters to be a full-time boss-babe and maintain an active socialite and influencer speaking schedule.

[J. Rolf Haltza @RolfHaltza]

There is not a single good argument for in-office being preferable to remote. Not one.

Employers and their HR codes completely destroyed offices as environments for mentorship or fostering normal social relations.

Offices are monuments to employee humiliation.

[John Moody 🇺🇬 @resisfertile]

“So, son, I hear you have interest in my daughter. She is a fine young woman, a fine young woman. You would be very, very lucky to have her.”

“Yes sir, I we have been talking for many months, we both are part of the 20 somethings ministry at church…”

“Now just to be up front, if you want to marry my daughter you will have to pay off her college loans… it’s not that much, really… , heck, it’s only about the same amount as I paid for our first house thirty some years ago (laughs in 1980s fat dad sitcom laughter…), oh those were the days, but let’s stay on topic shall we… ”

“Oh, okay… did she get a useful degree? Does she want to have kids and do a fantastic job keeping our home and is she willing to sacrifice some things the first few years we are married while we have to work to pay those off? ”

“Oh… Not so sure how my little princess will feel about all that… Her base expectation is what I do for her mother - a weekly date night at a nice restaurant, once a month two- day getaway to a nice place a state or so away, and yearly 2 week vacation to a tropical destination or foreign country, but she may be willing to fudge on some of this a small, small bit… she does say she likes you some… you are over six feet tall and will make over 100k a year, right?… Oh… and she also has some car and credit card debt, that you will also be taking on…”

“Oh… um… okay…”

“Oh, and just to be up front, please don’t expect us to babysit or anything like that… once she is married, we plan to be away quite a bit… been pushing off travel and what not for years and years, you understand…. But we will need you all to take care of our dogs when we are away… we currently only have three… all on very special diets and the like, but it will be good practice for when you add kids!”

“Aaa….”

“Also, she most likely has had two or three boyfriends during college… (who she might have slept with… lets not talk about highschool…)… but you looked at that glossy magazine twice back in 11th grade, so you all are even and equal and square there, actually what you did is way worse, never forget that…”

“What…. wait???”

“Well, you know, college, she had to get an education! You want her to be a good mom? Right, how could my little princess do that without a degree! (Laughs in 1980s fat dad sitcom again…) So tell me son, how do you plan to be a servant leader to her?”

“Actually, sir, never mind, I’m not interested anymore…” Leaves quickly.

“Sorry daughter, young men today are just terrible and selfish, but we will eventually find a good servant leader for my little princess… you deserve only the very best, the very best and so few of these men are actually worth your attention… yes I know you turn 34 soon…”

[ADAM @adamemedia1]

You’ll finally understand Matt Walsh when you see him without a beard.

[BuccoCapital Bloke @buccocapital]

Got a chuckle out of reading Brian’s Coinbase layoff memo where he says every manager will have 15 direct reports and also be an IC

This is what I mean when I say that every tech executive has AI psychosis

[DUMB B!TCH @dumbbitchzine]

I think Don was a Jеwish-coded story given a WASP obfuscation to make it more compelling.

Don steals his identity from a dead army lieutenant (symbolic of how the heroic American founding stock males were largely decimated in the world wars, making the country more vulnerable to Jеwish control— Roger Sterling is old money who survived the war and became a devil-may-care nihilist with a dejected feminist daughter), uses it to become a successful salesperson in NYC to escape his rural childhood in a whorehouse, ends up getting a quintessential old school wealthy WASP to give him a job in advertising purely off his raw creative talent for marketing, marries an actual pure Aryan WASP woman to make himself look good and cheats on her with girlboss sluts, merchant Jеws and commies, distressing her to the point where she eventually gets fat, gets cancer and dies, remarries a brunette “modern woman” girlboss daughter of a French Marxist who is more en vogue at the turn of the century (symbolically leaving behind the traditional blonde housewife as old hat and transitioning to the progressive feminist working woman era).

His expertise in lying is informed by his ability to recognize the fantasy vision of what other people want and selling it back to them. Very Jеwish. True-WASP Betty was very upset when she learned that he was using her as market research for Heineken. Her entire role as his wife was market research, not just for products, but for how to market himself.

[Rock @TheCensoredRock]

Shoutout to @Lowes

Not only could I not communicate with the straight off the boat nigger delivery drivers, but my grill is missing a knob and now I get to chat with street shitting Raja

[_s.a.m.e.m.e.m.e_ @st_louis_stan]

Whoops! When I heard that annoying sound I didn't realize a brown was doing it! Please don't terrorist bomb my concerts!!

[Chill Guy in a room full of rats @grunk876]

"Your talents were meant to be used, not buried."

Remember, ladies: if you feel like you’re not doing enough as a SAHM, it’s because it’s true.

[Ali @haramcart]

Pete Hegseth is so spectacularly stupid that he used his insider knowledge of a strike on Iran to attempt a multimillion-dollar trade that LOST money