Everyone trying to find love needs to stop trying to get hotter and start getting more chopped. Like picture the happiest gay couple you know. It’s Thing 1 and Thing 2 isn’t it?
One time my boyfriend got so drunk he looked at me and said,
“Honestly, you seem really sweet, but I have a girlfriend.”
Then walked off.
Ten minutes later he came back, grabbed my hand, and said,
“There you are. I’ve been looking for you everywhere.”