Make Me Laugh

Quotes that make me laugh out loud..

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"Shit, look who's online... LOG OUT LOG OUT LOG OUT... ""Hey whats up?"", Damn!"

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I feel uncomfortable talking on my phone when my parents are listening.

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"My life is a ""rags to slightly better rags"" story."

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I love my six pack so much that I protect it with a layer of fat.

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"""Fucking"" is one of those fucking words you can fucking put anyfuckingwhere in a sentence and it still makes fucking sense."

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It would be nice to spend billions of dollars on schools and shit but right now that money is desperately needed for political ads.

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"Friend: ""Hey you're blocking the view!"" Me: ""I am the view."""

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IMAGINE IF SIMON COWELL WAS YOUR DAD AND YOU WERE SINGING IN THE SHOWER AND HE KNOCKED ON THE DOOR AND SAID “IT’S A NO FROM ME”

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Teacher: �How can we keep our school clean?� Student: �By staying at home.�

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I reject your reality and substitute my own!!!!

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iPhone + iPad + iMac = iBroke

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Hey can you please never talk to me again its for a school project

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Subtlety is the art of saying what you think and getting out of the way before it's understood.

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Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

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My parents assume every single person I talk to is my boyfriend/girlfriend.

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The awkward moment when you're that one friend who always gives relationship advice but is still single.

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real pain is when ur selfie game is weak but ur looking cute as hell

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"When I Lose ""Who cares it's only a game""... When I win ""HAHA IN YOUR FACE LOSER!"""

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Fruit Loops are just GAY Cherios!

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After filling up my gas tank, I realized that I didn't want to eat for the rest of the week anyways.