Paul Bradford

Boston Sports fan. Idiot Savant (not the savant part so much, though). Raising trash talk to an art form.

[Paul Bradford @makeminemoxie41]

@DavidManners The straight parade, if it attracts any people at all, will get less than a dozen. It’s not worth the attention and effort people are investing in their responses to it.

[Paul Bradford @makeminemoxie41]

@Crazy_CatLady49 @MaioccoNBCS And what a coach he is!

[Paul Bradford @makeminemoxie41]

@QueenChyXII Maybe.

[Paul Bradford @makeminemoxie41]

@QueenChyXII Can you imagine what it’s like for a guy to fall asleep thinking about how pretty the Queen is?

[Paul Bradford @makeminemoxie41]

@QueenChyXII Sweeeeet!

[Paul Bradford @makeminemoxie41]

@Gantert_17 How’s that working out? #madinamerica

[Paul Bradford @makeminemoxie41]

@DannieD2112 What a fine looking woman you are! Thanks for sharing pictures of your lovely self with us. #eyecandy

[Paul Bradford @makeminemoxie41]

@gfstarr1 Who the hell is Matthew Klein?

[Paul Bradford @makeminemoxie41]

@PeteAbe Yesssss! #mscroy #IceHorse #surgingsox

[Paul Bradford @makeminemoxie41]

@Gantert_17 I couldn’t believe the B’s lost; but that’s only because I expect them to ALWAYS win. What matters is who skates away with the Cup at the end — and that will be your Boston Bruins. #fireonice

[Paul Bradford @makeminemoxie41]

@Gantert_17 Troll. Someone going out of his way to spread misery. Thank you for being lovely! #lovefindsaway

[Paul Bradford @makeminemoxie41]

Yaz walks in the 6th. That’s fine. I’ll go back to listening to the game again later. Maybe the 8th, makes be the 9th. Whatever. #yaz3

[Paul Bradford @makeminemoxie41]

I’m familiar with this situation — but I gotta go way back to remember when I did this before. It’s like this: the Giants are bad. They’re as bad as my Red Sox were in the early 60’s. Back then, I didn’t listen to the whole game, just Yaz’s at bats. It’s the same thing now. #yaz3

[Paul Bradford @makeminemoxie41]

I’m familiar with this situation — but I gotta go way back to remember when I did this before. It’s like this: the Giants are bad. They’re as bad as my Red Sox were in the early 60’s. Back then, I didn’t listen to the whole game, just Yaz’s at bats. It’s the same thing now. #yaz3

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

....on the basis of their sexual orientation. My Administration has launched a global campaign to decriminalize homosexuality and invite all nations to join us in this effort!

[Paul Bradford @makeminemoxie41]

Giants are horrible. That’s simply the case. They scored 5 in the top of the first and now, in the third, they’re down by two. The thing that keeps me interested is that Skee leads off the 4th needing only a double and single to complete the cycle. SF 6 BAL 8. #yaz3

[Paul Bradford @makeminemoxie41]

I can watch this over and over! #yaz3

[SFGiants @SFGiants]

Ball, bye! 👋

#SFGiants

[Paul Bradford @makeminemoxie41]

It’s even worse now! BOS 1 NYY 3. #loveforsale

[Jen McCaffrey @jcmccaffrey]

Two singles and a double off Sale and the Yankees have tied it at 1-1.

[Paul Bradford @makeminemoxie41]

This is what I like!! #yaz3

[Home Run Tracker @DingerTracker]

#SFGiants 6 @ #Orioles 6 [T2-0o]:

Mike Yastrzemski homers (1): fly ball to RCF (solo)

Hit: 416.62ft, 103.94mph, 26.93°🚀

Pitch: 89.1mph Four-Seam Fastball (RHP Andrew Cashner, 11)

[Paul Bradford @makeminemoxie41]

Baby Yaz has been moved back to the two hole and, man, has Skee responded well! Triple in the first, home run in the second (his first in the MLB). Barnburner at Camden Yards! Giants still batting in the 2nd. SF 6 BAL 6

[Paul Bradford @makeminemoxie41]

@Aaron_Pera @gfstarr1 NO problem with 3 teams in TX. @gfstarr1 not realizing how enormous it is. Divide the population of TX by 3 and you get 9.6M people. Add the populations of 5 New England states(CT is riddled with Yankee fans) you get 10.3M — similar, yes? That doesn’t count AR LA OK NM