kenna

[kenna @makennalock]

i told my starbucks barista i don’t need the straw and her face lit up and said “heck yeah man let’s save the turtles”

[Tubi @Tubi]

you're from the hills? that have eyes?

[Chipotle @ChipotleTweets]

could really use a marg rn

[trap dad @dude_gang]

your honor, clip that.

[L 🇨🇦 @Ann_Hedonia1]

Hunted and gathered some salt and vinegar chips

[cuckold jones @cuckcat]

bro are you gonna tuck me in tonight or what

[ً @ImAVeteran_]

U can tell when someone’s from Roku City

[pigeon @pigeonisperfect]

coo coo

[Brian @brian_rbts]

There it is, the triple dog. From the dare

[Adam London @_adamlondon]

the ex-owner of the western mass lesbian mask bar

[bec ★ is born to lose @gauchebea]

FREE MY BOY

[Choze 𖤓 @YeaitsChoze]

What if the hoes scaring me?

[Amigo @Topboix]

Heyyy i noticed u arent saying what i want

[Janel Comeau 🍁 @VeryBadLlama]

imagine you're like 26 years old and you just graduated from clown school. the only thing on your resume is a stint running a failed covid-conscious lesbian bar in Massachusetts. after months of struggle, you finally land a job interview. do you bring iced coffee, yes or no

[Nate @natey_bb]

I hate gay Halloween what do you mean you’re a masked former lesbian bar owner holding iced coffee at your interview for clown school

[Buck @Buck36043Buck]

Bruh you are not wearing your Thinking Cap are you

[Mr EatItThruTheJeans @mreatitthru]

I get so Convinced off that Placebo